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People who would genuinely prefer having a Gay Son over a Thot Daughter are completely oblivious to what the average week is like in a Gay Man’s sex life. The reality will probably make you want to kill yourself. You Burnerverse Niggas have no idea what you’re talking about.
HAWKEYE ENJOYER OWNS YOU BLUD.
Since I was doxxed, fuck it
Owen Bartmen, 28, of Hiawatha Iowa also known as (@HawkGuyEnjoyer) is the guy throwing punches in this video
Buddy punched me last year after the CyHawk game and now again today hitting people
The game is never this serious people, Jesus Christ
After the loss to Minnesota in Week 8, who is officially the “better” quarterback?
25%Hank Brown
75%Jeremy Hecklinski
77 votes • 6 days“West Coast and East Coast teams have no business being in the Big Ten.” Actually, schools with under 50% White student enrollment rate have no business being in the Big Ten.
Big 10 Schools by demographics:
Illinois (UIUC): 37.2% white 22.7% Asian 14.2% Hispanic 5.2% black
Indiana (Bloomington): 65.1% white 10.7% Asian
8.7% Hispanic 4.5% black
Iowa: 74.3% white 4.5% Asian 8.8% Hispanic 2.8% black
Maryland (College Park): 38.5% white 23.6% Asian
11.1% Hispanic 12.9% black
Michigan (Ann Arbor): 46.5% white 18.4% Asian
11.6% Hispanic 5.2% black
Michigan St: 66.9% white 8.0% Asian
6.2% Hispanic 6.5% black
Minnesota (Twin Cities): 58.4% white 12.5% Asian 6.5% Hispanic 8.3% black
Nebraska (Lincoln): 75.3% white 4.1% Asian
9.7% Hispanic 2.9% black
Northwestern: 30.4% white 20.9% Asian 15.5% Hispanic 8.3% black
Ohio State: 59.4% white 11.0% Asian 5.8% Hispanic 8.0% black
Oregon: 60.5% white 6.9% Asian
16.7% Hispanic 3.0% black
Penn State: 62.6% white 4.5% Asian 9.3% Hispanic
7.6% black
Purdue: 53.7% white 15.1% Asian 7.5% Hispanic
2.7% black
Rutgers: 31.5% white 33.3% Asian
15.6% Hispanic 6.7% black
UCLA: 23.9% white 29.5% Asian
24.2% Hispanic 3.2% black
USC: 25.3% white 23.1% Asian
19.8% Hispanic 7.2% black
Washington: 26.4% white 21.7% Asian
8.2% Hispanic 3.4% black
Wisconsin: 58.6% white 10.9% Asian
8.4% Hispanic 2.6% black
I honestly never knew why people think Pizza and Ranch is a good combination. The flavors don’t even compliment each other. Pizza is much better on its own.
HOT TAKE: Transgenderism should be completely legal in America, as it leads to the worst, most deserving people in society to kill themselves and thus exit the gene pool. Transitioning speeds up suicide, as those with mental illnesses realize that they’ll never be what they want.
“Deacon… hey… it’s Coach Judy. You ever find yourself missing the old days? I think it might be time for a homecoming. Call me back when you get this. It’s important.”
Before you guys send hate towards Jeremy Hecklinski, remember you aren't just attacking a player, but a failure, a terrorist, and an offensive liability. One bad game shouldn't take away what he's brought to this program, and we should look forward to continue seeing him lead us!
