
Unbothered • Limitless • YOU are the Bag: Secure Yourself • #GutsOverFear
Bikini Bottom
Joined November 2011
- Tweets205K
- Following3.4K
- Followers3.7K
- Likes22.4K
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Many of my Kenyan friends were laughing at Teckno saying Perambulate in his song “Pana”
They thought it was pidgin 😂. I told them to look it up in the dictionary. I explained this is very common word in Nigeria and it simply means roaming about aimlessly.
😂😂 we get grammar…
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
The fact that we still have nuclear weapons tells me people don’t understand them. When I was at Uni, we studied descriptions from survivors of the atomic blasts at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I thought it would be like learning about any other harrowing history. I was very wrong. It disturbed me in my bones and never left me.
When the atomic bombs detonated in Japan, some of these survivors literally thought it was an alien invasion. This was because the flash was so blinding bright and silent, they had never imagined anything like it before. There was also no noise for those close to the blast. The shockwave hit their ears at the same time as the sound, sending them flying and shattering everything in its wake. This became known as the Pika-Don.
For those further away from the detonation, the sound following the flash was deafening beyond description. It was described as an impossible crack, as if the sky had snapped open. This was trailed by a terrifying deep roar that screamed outwards. It was considered one of the loudest events in human history.
Then there was the thermal heat wave. It was so hot it vaporised people in the open instantly and other peoples clothes melted into their skin. Many were burned beyond belief and just stood there screaming or silent, as the sky turned black from the dust, ash and debris. Wild firestorms spread throughout the city, as people searched in darkness for their families and friends.
But the worst was yet to come. Those that died in the blast were the lucky ones. Over the coming days and weeks, people’s hair fell out. Without explanation those that had incredibly survived, started to confusingly fall ill and perish over time. I don’t want to describe the side effects of the radiation sickness, but it made me cry reading about it. The hopelessness, suffering and courage of the people that succumbed to this, should be mandatory reading for everyone, to understand the true power of nuclear weapons.
“I know not with what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones” - Albert Einstein
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Jesussssss!!! Nigerians what are you people doing to me??? My heart feels like it will explode in my chest!!! Who are these girls??? I want to say hi to them especially the artist!!!!
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
There’s some dopamine I get from this sadistic Arsenal style of play that tiki taka can never give me!
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Replying to @AnambraNewMedia
I was the reason Tinubu won last election
Because I VOTED and left the polling unit
APC, The rig maniacs, did what they liked with my vote
And sworn in Tiffs and Tyrants in Enugu, Imo and Nigeria...
On 16th January, it will not be so...
I will Vote, I WILL MOUNT GUARD and monitor my vote, I will follow them to the collation center...
Do same in yours...
NDC✌🏾 is winning this
A New Nigeria is within reach
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
🆘 If you have a brother or sister or friend that will be working as INEC ad hoc staff in 2027, tag them here.
“I forgot the password, Network is very slow or BVAS is not working.” You will be 💀⚰️ . Be warned!
Like clockwork
Shaping up to be another low quality Premier League season. Arsenal are very complete but City have lost successive games and their wins are pretty much meaningless, that’s another loss for Liverpool, Chelsea are erratic while Bournemouth and Spurs - winless three weeks ago - are now in the top eight. It is not difficult to merely compete.
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Found out the transformer we’ve been using in my ward at Abagana was donated by no other, but H.E Peter Obi.
No place this man didn’t touch in Anambra state then.
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
This is May Agbamuche-Mbu, the NEPO daughter of a former Attorney-General of Nigeria, Late Michael Ashikodi Agbamuche (SAN) who was Nigeria’s Attorney-General and Minister of Justice from September 1994 to 1997.
May is a benefactor of political fathers fixing their kids for continuous enjoyment, she was born in Kano, Nigeria though she is an indigene of Delta State. She Attended St. Louis Secondary School in Kano and later obtained her LL.B. from the University of Ife in 1984 and was called to the Nigerian Bar in 1985.
She then proceeded to London, to get more equipped academically. She completed an LL.M. in Commercial and Corporate Law at Queen Mary and Westfield College, University of London, plus additional postgraduate programmes in International Dispute Resolution and International Business Law. She is qualified as a Solicitor of the Supreme Court of England and Wales.
She is also a Certified arbitrator and the former Secretary of the Chartered Institute of Arbitrators (Nigeria branch / UK-Nigeria). She was a Managing Partner in the law firm, Norfolk Partners and once an editor of the Thisday Lawyer pullout, where she wrote the “Legal Eagle” column with over 120 editorials from 2014–2016. She has also served as the sole solicitor on the Presidential Projects Assessment Committee from 2010–2011, reviewing unfinished federal projects and on the ministerial committee that prepared the Roadmap for the Solid Minerals Sector in 2016.
She was appointed National Commissioner of INEC in 2016 representing Delta State and reappointed in 2021, she became the longest-serving commissioner at the time of her acting chairmanship. She chaired and led the Legal Services, Clearance and Complaints Committee (LSCCC) and was involved in legal reforms, policy, stakeholder engagement, and oversight of off-cycle elections.
She is Nigeria’s first woman to serve as INEC chairman even though it was for only 2 days, 7th to 9th October 2025 after Professor Mahmood Yakubu handed over and began terminal leave. May Agbamuche-Mbu is regarded for her legal expertise, administrative experience, and contributions to electoral processes.
May Agbamuche-Mbu supervised as a National Commissioner 3 off-cycle governorship elections in Edo, Bayelsa and Rivers States. She is one of the oldest and coldest INEC staff members, a child of the system who would like the status quo to remain the same.
Solid Fact: The Agbamuche-Mbu family is a big name and May’s dad once worked for the Queen of England Elizabeth.
When Peter Obi wins, funny stories about snakes swallowing billions of naira in public funds in government offices will become a thing of the past. He will ensure that both the person telling such a lie and the snake will be held accountable. Vote wisely, my people.
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Daddy Freeze was fast to price-check Mrs. Peter Obi’s handbag, but he’s remarkably quiet about the cost of those APC youth Prado Jeeps.
HYPOCRISY.
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Imagine signing four players in a summer and it's Rice, Havertz, Raya, and Timber 😭
Drunk Metabolite retweeted
Blessed are the election riggers for they shall see God.
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence




























