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Don't ask me to have kids in a country that's fucked us all over and over.

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Joined November 2009
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"Nothing beats a jet ski holiday. Right now from Manila to the West Philippine Sea. Get unlimited water bombing from Chinese vessels and free trip to The Hague by the ICC. Promo applies to DDS only. Pinklawans and BBMs are prohibited" - Pass to 20 people for good luck! 😂🤣
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TAKE NOTE, MGA DDS #VPonTrial
Stop idolizing politicians. They’re our employees, and when they don’t do their jobs, we need to fucking fire them.
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I think some people misunderstand the purpose of the trial. It's to reveal that the Vice President did a BETRAYAL OF PUBLIC TRUST. And it is a GROUND for IMPEACHMENT. #VPonTrial
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Discrepancies on public records already counts as betrayal of public trust. Receiving money from businesses, own or not, as a sitting vice-president is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Anyone with a critical-thinking mind would understand this!
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Tommy started questioning his very existence within the first minute itself. 😂 Discovering Abdul El-Sayed, senator-elect from Michigan. How to deal with a racist 👇
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About time. What completely disappoints me is that they're POSSIBLY collaborating with DDS cronies. @valvesoftware
RUMOR 🚨: Reddit allegations target Kukuys 🇵🇭 and Execration 🇵🇭 over suspected match-fixing and criminal ties A post by u/Altruistic_Tip698 calls on Valve, ESL and PGL to investigate the Filipino streaming group, which includes Armel 🇵🇭, Gabbi 🇵🇭 and Kuku 🇵🇭. The author writes: "I have heard many times where they would joke about purposely throwing games in qualifiers, or jokingly suggest that one of their friends playing in a tournament should have told them when that player would throw." The post also cites alleged statements from caster KuyaNic 🇵🇭: "He claims Kukuys are protected by a certain Mafia group, whose boss by the way happens to be the owner of Execration." The author identifies that owner as “Boss B” and accuses him of cultivating connections with future police officers. They also allege: "The Execration org itself is a money laundering scheme in the Philippines." Separately, the post claims CICC listed Armel, Gabbi, Kuku and Palos 🇵🇭 over alleged illegal gambling promotion, and that they subsequently sought Boss B’s protection. These remain unverified allegations. The claimed CICC listing does not itself establish match-fixing, money laundering or criminal protection. [source: reddit u/Altruistic_Tip698]
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...oh my god.
‘EH, YANG BRIEFS AND PANTIES MO GALING DUN!’ Former National Security Adviser Clarita Carlos questions calls to boycott Chinese-made products, pointing out how deeply everyday Filipino essentials depend on goods from China. “Boycott Made in China? Eh, yang briefs and panties mo galing dun! Paano na?” Her remark raises a question: How practical is a boycott when so many products Filipinos use daily come from China? #ClaritaCarlos #China #Philippines #DailyTribune
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And DICT wants to have @Reddit and @discord offices in the PH because of safety concerns... ...but it's ALL ABOUT THE MONEY-EH! 🤡🤡🤡
The last time someone brought up niche internet things to the government was when they tried to “legitimize” esports in the Philippines. Do you guys know what happened there? - esports events required drug testing even for intl players - govt gets a cut of all profits 1/?
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Reality check for my indoor cat 💀 #cat #fyp #viral #猫
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Bonjing SUPREME
Replying to @unfilteredXph
AI din itong anak ni Polong........... Asim Ini.
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946 > The Vision #wweraw
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Tangina... nasaan ang utak ng mga 'to?!
"NAG-IISANG BOBO NA GWAPO" Dinepensahan ng mga taga-suporta ni Sen. Robin Padilla ang mambabatas sa isinasagawa ngayong protesta sa harap ng Department of Justice (DOJ). Giit nila, kahit tinatawag na ‘bobo’ ng ilan ang naturang senador ay siya naman ay mabait, matulungin at nag-iisa lamang na bobo na gwapo. | RH 9 @NolascoAgustina, DZRH News
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Anong alam nitong BONJING na 'to?
ᴛᴀʟᴀɢᴀ ʙᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ?!?!?! 🤣👊🤣👊🤣👊
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASAHIN: Hindi raw alam ni Davao City Mayor Sebastian "Baste" Duterte na shareholder ng Gencorp Industries Inc. si Vice President Sara Duterte. Wala rin umanong "Sara Zimmerman Duterte" o "Duterte" na lumalabas sa mga opisyal na dokumento tulad ng Articles of Incorporation na isinumite ng kompanya sa 19 na transaksiyon nila. Courtesy: Mayor Sebastian "Baste" Duterte/Facebook Bisitahin ang gmanetwork.com/news para sa pinakabagong balita.
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dunce retweeted
Giving away a Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred PC battle net key! ❤️ Like ♻️ Repost 📣 Comment: which class do you (want to) play? Pulling winner in ~24h here! #DiabloIV
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Sadboi amp MAG-RESIGN KA NALANG PUTANGINA KA
‘HALATA NAMAN PO NA HINDI AKO NABABAGAY SA MUNDONG ITO’ Senator Robin Padilla said he no longer wishes to join politics and presented his proposed running mates for Vice President Sara Duterte’s 2028 presidential bid. “Wala na po akong planong tumakbo sa pulitika. Maliliit pa ang aking mga anak, at isang tahimik na buhay-Islami ang aking pinapangarap at minimithi,” he wrote in a Facebook post on Friday. He named allies Senators Alan Peter Cayetano, Imee Marcos, Bong Go, Ronald dela Rosa, Rodante Marcoleta, and Atty. Salvador Panelo as his preferred “ka-tandem” of Duterte. “Sila po ang nais ko na pagpilian ninyo upang maging katandem ni Inday Sara. Maraming salamat po sa napakaraming kaibigan na nagtutulak sa aking pananatili sa pulitika, pero halata naman po na hindi ako nababagay sa mundong ito,” he added. (Facebook/Robin Padilla)
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F*CKING FLEX
‘YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE COURT’ Former Chief Justice Artemio Panganiban praised Senator-judge Kiko Pangilinan, recalling seeing him in action as the Senate’s representative on the Judicial and Bar Council. #VPonTrial Follow our live updates here: inqnews.net/SaraTrialSept16 Watch our live stream here: inqnews.net/ImpeachmentSept1…
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What the fuck?!
JUST IN: Ex-DDS vlogger RJ Nieto, who is behind the now-unpublished Thinking Pinoy blog, has been appointed as Assistant Secretary at the Office of the Cabinet Secretary, the office of CabSec Benhur Abalos confirms. Prior to his appointment, Nieto served as a part-time instructor at Bulacan State University and a columnist for Manila Bulletin. He earned a Bachelor of Science in Mathematics (first class honors) from the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom in June 2026. He is currently pursuing a master's degree at University College London (UCL) through flexible distance learning. Nieto was acquitted in 2021 of a cyberlibel case filed by former Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV, through pro bono assistance from the law firm of First Lady Liza Araneta-Marcos. The Makati RTC found him guilty in 2023 of violating the Data Privacy Act of 2012 for doxxing Jover Laurio, who ran Pinoy Ako Blog. | @dexcabalzaINQ
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Imagine if this was Albay in the future?
Japan 🇯🇵
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TEAM SPIRIT GREATEST OF ALL TIME?!
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