✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ (@JuneSayers1) header
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leftist丨transbian丨published authoress丨bookworm丨balletomane丨recovering perfectionist丨lisztomaniac丨slow cinema enthusiast丨oneirophile

Joined November 2018
reject modernity embrace tradition
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
48 hours left to stop the Universal Credit cuts. Please email your MP before Wednesday’s third reading. It’s quick—just copy, paste, and send. Template + MP addresses here: tinyurl.com/4ktaftk2 #BinUCBill
SEVERE CONDITION CRITERIA The Green Paper is diminished, but please lobby against the ‘severe condition criteria’—a hugely dangerous and discriminatory change to UC health rules that would drastically increase new claimants’ financial and psychological precarity. #TakingThePIP
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i barely post here & i'm requiring you to check a comment & that comment is an external link & that link will have artistic nudity but in the rare event you read my stuff and don't follow me on the better site then check the comment for the anathemas i wrote against the nyt
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i know i've posted this multiple times but i'm just weeks away from moving out of this gross state that'll only become worse for trans ppl post-trump and i'm trying to cover these last expenses so any bit you can donate helps! gofundme.com/f/help-a-trans-…
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
the newsletter wouldn’t have had the year its had without the contributors and interviewees (not all of whom are on twt) so a special thank you to @PetreRaleigh @dogshit95 @nortonandlouis @Comrade_Yui @realhoopermovie @devilmaywhy @parallax_parker @JuneSayers1 & @AnaKrivolapova
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
Oh sure so it's okay for Jesus to raise people back from the dead, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,
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i think kendrick is enough of a hater that the epic rap battles of history guys could get him to star in one just so he could drop a bar about nicepeter and epiclloyd being tougher opponents than drake
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you don’t believe trans women are women bc you think it's 3 words not 4. at best you think you're pitying “the freaks.” at worst you scapegoat us after your brain that's been duped by racist polygamists can't fathom why your latest condescending warmonger ran into another wall
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
Im pretty sure elon got super butthurt at chiitan being pro trans that he hid them in the algorithm
I miss when Chiitan used to appear on my timeline
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i'm an out of work trans woman who's been trying raise the money to leave texas and this journey keeps getting more expensive with how much the apartment company wants to bill me so i'd appreciate whatever you can give (details in comments) or if you just retweeted this!
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belichick currently practicing how to spin a hoodie like a helicopter
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what is the best movie about a real and unsolved/unexplained event? seems like the obvious answer is zodiac but i figure i'm missing something
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the bottom half is perfect considering that the primary consumers of nerdslop think that stories are just successive wikipedia pages
Replying to @femmefemmefatal
I just got sent another photo oh my god
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me at 13 would've thought this ensemble was p e r f e c t i o n
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
Fuck it man, I’m gonna use my platform for something good for once You guys aren’t drawing Squirrel Girl fat enough
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making jokes like this is just wrong. first of all the lowest hp and def stats are 1 and 5 and also why would an assassin use a negative priority move when there's one with positive priority that's literally called bullet punch???
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✨ laura palmer eldritch ✨ retweeted
it's bad to cheat on someone. it's also a mundane harm that gets massively overblown so the cheated on can enact righteous vengeance or so they can run the relationship from the top of an unbalanced power dynamic
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