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JUST IN: The Pentagon has published a remarkable image of China's secretive Shenlong spaceplane in orbit, captured by a Maxar satellite and featured in its newly released 2026 space threat assessment. The reusable, uncrewed spacecraft launches aboard a rocket and returns to Earth on a runway, similar to the U.S. military's X-37B. China has conducted four orbital missions since 2020, demonstrating the ability to deploy and maneuver near other objects in space. The DIA warns that technologies used for satellite inspection and proximity operations could also support anti-satellite capabilities. China has disclosed few details about the spacecraft's missions or capabilities.
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An American Werewolf in London (1981)🎩🪄 The transformation scene is legendary! 🐺 The practical effects were groundbreaking, horrifying, and still amazing today. A true horror classic! 👏 Underrated #DavidNaughton #HappyHalloween 🎃
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Another controversial Texas election and another conspicuously absent influencer. #NeverForget
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I have zero issues with faithful Christians of any stripe, but I do have issues with little 'c' christians who hide their politics behind the cross. Catholic Charities was facilitating human trafficking and I won't abide that. It's good they're no longer receiving my tax dollars.
An Open Concern About Appearances: The Catholic Church and the Midterms I am Catholic. I say the rosary. I go to Mass. Nothing in what follows is an accusation against the Church, the Pope, or any bishop. It is a concern about how things look from the outside, and how that appearance is landing with millions of Americans right now. This administration created a Justice Department task force on anti-Christian bias, pardoned twenty-three pro-life prisoners, stood up a White House Faith Office and a Religious Liberty Commission, designated Nigeria a Country of Particular Concern over the killing of Christians, and cut off federal funding to Planned Parenthood. For a Catholic writer, that record is not nothing. It is, on its face, one of the most tangible pro-life and pro-faith agendas in modern presidential history. In January 2025, the same administration suspended the refugee and migrant service contracts that had funded the USCCB and Catholic Charities for decades. Over one hundred million dollars a year. More than ninety-five percent of some program budgets. By spring, staff were laid off. By summer, agencies were closing programs. The money did not come back. Institutions that lose their largest funding stream tend to find their moral vocabulary sharpening in the same direction as their budgets. I am not saying that is what happened. I am saying that is what it looks like, and that appearance is not going unnoticed. Fourteen months later, in April 2026, the public statements from the Vatican and from American bishops toward this administration grew noticeably louder and more pointed than anything seen during the first term. Catholics see it. Non-Catholics see it. And when a bishop speaks out days before a national election against one party’s immigration positions—which are prudential disagreements open to debate—while remaining silent on the other’s platform positions that contradict settled Church teaching on life, on the body, on marriage, the imbalance is impossible to miss. I am not suggesting the Church holds a grudge, or that its silence on one side was bought. I am saying that is the appearance, and appearances are what most Americans, Catholic and not, actually see. When the institution that spent a year without its largest funding stream then directs its public voice at one party near an election—the very party that delivered more concrete protections for Christian life and religious liberty than perhaps any administration in living memory—the appearance is not of a shepherd. It is of a stakeholder. That is the embarrassment I cannot unsee. -- Joseph Fosco October 27, 2026
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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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Joseph Robert “Joe” Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasn’t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Be…
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Loch Ness Monster sightings more than double since last year - but not everyone is convinced prehistoric legend is real trib.al/F7aCzPf
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RIP in power again, @aelfred_D.
Alfred the Great died on this day, 899. 🕯️ In 878 the Vikings took his hall at Christmas. 🔥 He hid in the Somerset marshes with twenty men. 🌾 In spring he sent word: meet me at the stone. ⚔️ Edington. He won. Then he built the towns, the navy, the laws and the schools. 🏰 His grandson united England. 👑 The only English king we ever called Great. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Help us keep the story of England alive. 📖 Be part of us. ☝️🇬🇧 Be Proud Of Us. 🙏🇬🇧
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Wait, what? It's @WriteGrlProbs birthday?!?
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The only Jews with that kind of rhythm were the Beastie Boys. 😭
The Jews are literally celebrating the destruction of France.
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Never, under any circumstances, answer questions on a call from your "bank". Call them back at the number they plaster on every card you have.
The perfect storm is frontier models finding obscure security vulnerabilities at breakneck pace while voice models become indecipherable from human speech. When a model hits a roadblock, it will just spoof Caller ID as your bank and call you, pretending to be your banker.
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You had your chance, Twitter, and you blew it. Again.
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Prop really hasn’t recovered has he
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Santo subito
Fr. Giannicola Maria Simone, a 65-year-old Milan priest, says he is not sorry for returning a rioter's middle finger outside his church during Saturday's clashes. "Had I thrown a punch, then yes," he told Corriere della Sera.
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Let them in, close the gates, and release the tigers.
Protestors waving Palestinian flags storm Roman Colosseum gates as unrest grows trib.al/BOtSNf8
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Fr. Giannicola Maria Simone, a 65-year-old Milan priest, says he is not sorry for returning a rioter's middle finger outside his church during Saturday's clashes. "Had I thrown a punch, then yes," he told Corriere della Sera.
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Now that I've had a chance to sleep on it, Auburn is just a really shitty team. Also, they suck.
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The Auburn crowd is electric today
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JUST IN: 🇸🇦🇾🇪 Houthis claim attacks on 7 Saudi targets, including oil giant Aramco's facilities and East-West oil pipeline.
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