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Enron Accounting Dept.

@Juniperimye

Hopefully I don't go bankrupt

Joined September 2020
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Cal
@Cal_III18h
Reform are campaigning in Gmod now.
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Reform UK Scotland (@ReformUKScot) profile pictureReform UK Scotland
@ReformUKScot21h
Reform will always stand up for Scotland’s working class communities.
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Sydney may have their beautiful Metro stations and sub 10 minute frequencies. But at least we have our mysterious sludge at Melbourne Central. Culture
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Erik (@e_cdalton) profile picture
Erik
@e_cdalton18h
Guy who devotes 15 hours a day to optimizing his diet and lifestyle: crippling headache in a first class lounge Guy who’s 5 martinis deep at 8 am when he hears the last call for his flight: able to sprint a quarter mile to make it in time while holding his McDonald’s happy meal
Paul Saladino, MD (@paulsaladinomd) profile picturePaul Saladino, MD
@paulsaladinomdOct 28
sitting in an airport lounge, headache within 30 minutes. last time i was here (SJO) co2 level was 1200-2000ppm in this lounge. i don't think we understand how bad air is in places like this and how negatively it affects us.
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Dusty Rust@DustyRust79Oct 30
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Miguel (@The_One_Lopez) profile picture
Miguel@The_One_Lopez19h
BREAKING: Judge Holden says all that exists in creation without his knowledge exists without his consent, arguing it would be better if all existence were aligned under his dominion, per Tom’s Hardware.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whales20h
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
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Are you guys going Trick or Treating?
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Someone get Nawrocki a Secret Lab chair and a Røde mic so he can make a response video
Donald Tusk (@donaldtusk) profile pictureDonald Tusk
@donaldtuskOct 29
Nie pozwolę, by prawica wyprowadziła nas z Unii Europejskiej. O to dziś toczy się gra.
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekOct 30
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Sir_Random (@Sir_Randomer) profile picture
Sir_Random@Sir_RandomerOct 30
Late night listening to KINO, I got nothing better to do.
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 (@atlanticesque) profile picture
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
@atlanticesque23h
"You see this? It means WALKABLE CITIES"
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Kim Chi (@KimChiSpicey) profile pictureKim Chi
@KimChiSpiceyOct 30
Bike Lanes Are White Lanes seems like a great book. I just ordered one! It’s about the racist impacts of urban planning for bike infrastructure, and how affluent white bike bros turned something seemingly good into a weapon for gentrification and displacement. The author is even a cyclist who supports bike infrastructure.
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Hearing constant horror stories like these. Probably not good
Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) profile pictureMike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovOct 29
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Lmao I can see why Chris Hansen did not like Primetime. Good stuff tbh
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Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) profile picture
Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartOct 29
Incredible. Endless stories about young people feeling disillusioned, dooming about not being able to even buy a house etc, and yet there is no politician of any party (afaik) that will actually do anything to reduce the boomers’ slice of the pie.
Saagar Enjeti (@esaagar) profile pictureSaagar Enjeti
@esaagarOct 29
.@AbdulElSayed thinks property tax for seniors should be frozen I think its generational warfare and that they should sell their houses if they can't afford them. He concedes I'm 'theoretically correct' but practically wrong Our exchange
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4th haim sister@andromedismOct 29
getting fucked up on earl grey and music in his memory
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They banned BBW Facesitting in the UK
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Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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We're so back
The Age (@theage) profile pictureThe Age
@theageOct 29
Coalition says it will keep drilling suburban rail loop tunnels as the massive cost of stopping is revealed theage.com.au/politics/victo…
The billion-dollar bill to pause the SRL that the Coalition says they won’t pay

The billion-dollar bill to pause the SRL that the Coalition says they won’t pay

The Coalition has been forced to clarify its commitment to “pause and review” the Suburban Rail Loop amid revelations of what it would cost to halt work on the project.

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verynormalman (@verynormalman) profile picture
verynormalman@verynormalmanOct 29
The long covid reveal mid-way through
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Dr. Ian Garner (@irgarner) profile pictureDr. Ian Garner
@irgarnerOct 29
In the greatest NIMBY story of all time, a bunch of uber-rich Londoners complain that the flag of Montenegro is "gaudy" and "tacky-looking" theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
Neighbour of new Montenegro embassy in London sues council over impact on mental health

Neighbour of new Montenegro embassy in London sues council over impact on mental health

Exclusive: Case in Pimlico is latest instance of tensions between residents and small countries seeking a space in the capital

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Anung Un Drama
@spaceghostOct 29
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
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Tony Martin@mrtonymartinOct 29
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBritsOct 29
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