@JustAbsie

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Joined July 2023
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The world has never felt more dystopian than it does rn.
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refentse@refentsek_5h
what I will say,though, is the ballon d鈥橭r is extremely inconsistent with it鈥檚 criteria, they鈥檙e just doing whatever man馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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That's what the Gerd Muller is for. Ballon D'or is for the best player, not the best statpadder.
TaiSho 馃嚡馃嚥 馃嚡馃嚨@Taishoja10h
Idk man 70 goals in a season. Thats a lot of fucking goals
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Genuinely all jokes aside, what thought process could possibly end with Kane 1 and Olise 9?
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trev
@trevsenpaii12h
Are you guys deeping the fact that Harry Kane won the ballon dor without being the best player in the UCL or the World Cup nor was he voted as the best player in the Bundesliga and England NT. This award has lost all credibility.
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luna 馃@roykunts12h
olise literally has the same trophies as kane but was actually better, yet one is fucking 9th while the other won the ballon d鈥檕r
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Fica dif铆cil entender os crit茅rios dessa cena. O Olise venceu tudo que o Kane venceu, de b么nus, foi o MVP da Bundesliga, MVP do Bayern na temporada, assistente da liga, ucl e copa do mundo (quebrou um recorde hist贸rico) e com tudo isso acabou na 9陋 posi莽茫o.
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@43312h
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coopz
@Coopz___10h
Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points might genuinely be one of the most damaging things to ever happen to the historical integrity of the NBA. Maybe the fakest individual performance in the century longs history of sports???
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NBA
@NBA8h
COOPER FLAGG STUFFED THE STAT SHEET! 馃弨 29 PTS 馃弨 6 REB 馃弨 11 AST 馃弨 5 STL (CAREER-HIGH) 馃弨 3 BLK 馃弨 MAVS ROAD WIN Flagg (19 years, 309 days) becomes the first teenager in NBA history to record 25+ PTS, 10+ AST, 5+ REB, and 5+ STL in a single game 馃く
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one@ONE_AMN12h
He鈥檚 probably crashing out the most tonight 馃槶馃槶
Frnk
@MC_frnk22h
This was were the Ballondor lost it credibility.
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Glad im not the only 1 who finds that a bit odd.
El Che@Samy26_712h
Mais comment Olise est 9e et Kane 1e si c鈥檈st Olise qui a prit le meilleur joueur de Bundes et du Bayern la saison derni猫re Les maths ne sont pas bonnes
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Had me at "serve"馃き
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSports16h
Skylar Diggins is heading back to Notre Dame 馃崁 The former Irish star will serve as a Special Advisor to HC Niele Ivey and mentor players off the court.
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Ly茅s
@LyesBouzidi1011h
Once people stop treating the Ballon D鈥橭r as a legacy award that makes or breaks a players career, the less upset they鈥檒l be about the result of it and we can gradually stop acting like the opinions of a bunch of journalists as the be all end all.
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He's gonna cry like ronaldo when he eventually wins 1.
CBS Sports Golazo 鈿斤笍
@CBSSportsGolazo12h
Kylian Mbapp茅's finishes in Ballon d'Or voting: 2017 - 7th place 2018 - 4th place 2019 - 6th place 2021 - 9th place 2022 - 6th place 2023 - 3rd place 2024 - 6th place 2025 - 7th place 2026 - 2nd place So close 馃憖
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Lmao his head is hot, he's having a terrible 48 hrs.
ESPN FC
@ESPNFC12h
Lamine Yamal's face as Harry Kane accepted the Ballon d'Or trophy.
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Storms
@sabelostormz13h
RIP Jayden Adams #BallonDor
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Dubois
@CFC_Dubois13h
'PSG wins the team of the year' Camera man to Gabriel:
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This just set the sport back like at least 20 years. Just ew man.
ESPN FC
@ESPNFC12h
Harry Kane made sure to shoutout his boyhood club, Tottenham Hotspurs, in the first few minutes of his Ballon d'Or speech 馃 Remembering his roots 馃憦
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uThato@u_Thato12h
We stayed up just to watch Harold Kane a Ballon d鈥橭r
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