@JustElliot2

At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”

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Joined October 2020
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Women over 35 on Twitter would like you to know they really love sex and are really good at it
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Posting what is a graph from a prediction market as evidence of vote totals is beyond stupid. It doesn’t show a vote count. People started selling off their shares in Bolsonaro when he failed to reach the margins his father did in Labor Party strongholds.
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEra6h
An estimated 80% of polling stations were closed when they extended the hours. 213 cities that voted Flávio in the 1st round, voted Lula in the 2nd. 10,282,707 more votes. Soros celebrates. Make of this information what you will.
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JD Vance got a new couch
💖TRUMPS BLONDE💖
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Does anyone know why white smoke was seen coming from the White House yesterday??🤔
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I hope Nikki Minaj wears this to her first briefing as Press Secretary.
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keeks@keeleeloo17h
Is he?
Faith Bugenhagen@FBugenhagen_23h
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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GandolphTheGrey@GandolphG7h
My cum sock has been pumped with so much DNA that it's become sentient.
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She said "elitist".............🤭
Corinne Clark Barron
@corinnecOct 24
KEEP THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY OUT OF YOUR ELITIST MOUTH
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Julie@julie_at_law17h
When you don’t get a cultural / historical reference so you pretend it’s offensive. In each of the photo pairs, one is a Saddam palace and the other is Mar-a-Lago.
AmishDude
@TheAmishDudeOct 25
While we were focused on the Cheesecake Factory bit, it didn’t register with me that this statement by Obama is really racist. I mean, what does Saddam Hussein have to do with this?
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Matt Burnell
@mdburnellOct 25
Most literate Americans are capable of understanding that President Obama is not saying Cheesecake Factory is bad. He is saying the White House should not share its gaudy, eccentric, and disjointed architectural style. Unfortunately, 21% of Americans are functionally illiterate.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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The right: “The left can’t take a joke!” Obama: makes a joke The right: starts a brand new culture war over…The Cheesecake Factory
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Musk denied it, then got caught, so he changed his story. But he lectures the rest of us about truth and fake news. Asshole.
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Dave Cavell
@DavidFCavellOct 25
“Obama snobbery”
Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockOct 24
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Andrew Egger
@EggerDCOct 25
At $500k a pop, Obama would have to give a speech every night for the next twelve years to match the $2.2 billion in openly corrupt income Trump pulled in in 2025 alone.
Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKYOct 25
Makes speeches for 500k a pop. Hasn’t eaten dinner that costs less than $250 in years. Has never been in a Cheesecake Factory. Undefeated at condescending to regular folks. Will always be known for a presidency that ushered in the Trump era to begin with.
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JeffSC
@liberalismONCMD19h
Every cuck in this montage (sans Graham) should be mocked, ridiculed and ignored when they run for higher office. Complete sell out pathetic neutered ass clowns. Gross AF.
Shannon Joy
@ShannonJoyRadioOct 25
Wow.
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What kind of unhinged lunatic writes a social media post THIS LONG? Especially about Bill Maher????
Faytuks Network
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New Trump post:
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Long Monkeypox@podiatristdon22h
Her husband is a registered sex offender.
Acyn
@Acyn23h
Nicki Minaj: We really need all of these great people to be elected… We want people to leave the children alone. Leave them out of it right.
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She really IS going to be the next Press Secretary. He’s focused!
Acyn
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President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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Please God 🙏 I never ask for anything. Please let this happen.
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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It’s good to know his friends are making a fortune
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Tweet of the year
X sucks I miss rettiwT@Richie59FIFTYOct 24
Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
Kristen Kimmick
@Kimmick86Oct 24
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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