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Joined March 2013
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Jimmy retweeted
Lmao we drafted a Hall of fame kicker
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It’s been 20,489 days since Illinois last beat Oregon in football
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Patriots +3 might be the easiest bet of the NFL season. We’ve cashed 10 of our last 11 guarantees, and we’re not slowing down anytime soon. I might be the biggest Caleb Williams believer on the planet, but even I can admit this is an absolute nightmare spot for Chicago. You’re giving me a full field goal with New England? Against a Chicago team in a terrible spot? I’ll take that every single time. New England has a 0% chance of not covering. Yes. Zero percent. Patriots +3. See you at the window.
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The bears and Caleb Williams getting embarrassed tonight
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Tonight, Drake Maye will show why he’s the undisputed best QB in the 2024 draft.
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Cardinals LB Mack Wilson Sr. is unfazed by the Rams and their off-season moves.
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Good to see Caleb Williams Back! Now when they get trashed by ATL there will be no excuses!
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WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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Atleast i get to watch the Bears get belt on MNF
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Can the Packers pull off a blowout win against Atlanta? @haha_cd6, @kuhnj30, and @RyanWingFOX11 discuss.
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I’ve never seen a QB this hyped walking down a tunnel… Feels like Bryce Underwood is about to go WILD
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These are the people performatively weeping and crying on CBS News as ICE drags them off to be deported and your mom and sister are choked up and saying shit like maybe we could have an amnesty
U.S. and Mexican authorities just arrested baby trafficking ringleader, La Diabla. She ran a network to lure pregnant women to remote locations, perform C-sections, harvest the organs from the mothers’ bodies, and sell the babies to couples in the U.S. MONSTER
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The women who have come forward are carrying years of pain. Speaking about that takes real courage. Ana Murguia, Debra Rojas and Dolores Huerta are speaking with clarity and strength. I stand with them and condemn all instances of sexual assault. The United Farm Workers was built by a movement of people — especially women — and its legacy is bigger than one individual.
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Republicans believe rapists should have more rights than women …
Asked if a woman should carry a pregnancy to term if it resulted from rape or incest, J.D. Vance said he favored forcing women to give birth even in cases where a pregnancy was “somehow inconvenient.” This is what the Republican Party has become. thenation.com/article/politi…
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No War With Iran. Get our troops out of Iraq and Syria now. tulsi.to/no-war #IranAttack #NoWarWithIran
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Fan on the field! Evades security, #Patriots WR Kyle Williams chases
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He’s going to get someone FIRED lol
J.J. McCarthy's odds to go 2nd overall in the NFL draft have moved from +2500 to +400😲
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Not a single Epstein client has been prosecuted. Not even one.
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