Even I don’t know if me or my entire life is some sort of parody? Twitter expects far too much…

Joined August 2014
The Artist Formerly Known as Cllr retweeted
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I have a head exactly like this, they can have it if they want.
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Prime Minister #Sunak spoke from our sixth different Downing Street lectern in 12 years. How can we hope to be taken seriously as a nation when we can’t even have stability in what we stand behind to do U-turns?
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She did say she would hit the ground running. In fairness to her, she never specified the direction.
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The budget's corporation tax cut will cost £18.7 billion - so £18 billion in public service cuts is a direct redistribution from public services to corporate profits independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
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Seldom has trivia made us sound more like Barnstoneworth United.. #PlayUpBarnstoneworth
Wish I’d bought shares in a Seal-Maker yesterday. They’ll be rubbing their hands together today.
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Boris Johnson: Families up and down this country are going to face a very tough winter and we just have to accept that.
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She’s finally finished it
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in life
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The price ‘Cap’ is now a ‘Cap’ in the same way that a ‘Kite’ is also an ‘Umbrella’.
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I was told there would be a handbasket.
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This is England, Portrait of a Question Time audience.🎨 wefail.art/
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Oh No!!
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Leaders say they “haven’t got time for strategy” because they want to “do practical things to improve lives” = more meaningless initiatives in a strategic vacuum. These won’t change a thing. They never have. A long term shift in power to local citizens is the strategy. That’s it.
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