Green Halo starts on a Saturday morning, outside the barbershop, when the rest of the day is still a surprise. Green mandarin cracks the morning open — bright, a little mischievous — and then the tuberose arrives, picked just before it's fully in bloom, like it's still deciding what it wants to be. Vetiver keeps it honest underneath, grounded, a little earthy, while lavender and oakmoss settle over everything like shade under a tree. It's the smell of a day with no plan and nowhere to be, except wherever the good part happens. Green Halo doesn't tell you where you're going. It just makes sure you enjoy getting there. #JustinBPerfumes #IndiePerfume #NicheFragrance #PerfumeLover #FragranceCommunity #SmallBatchPerfume #GreenHalo #GreenFragrance #Vetiver #FreshAndGreen #GreenMandarin

Dirty Figgin' Jasmine is the good girl with dirt under her nails. She splits a fig open with her hands at dusk — sweet, green, a little bit indecent — and the jasmine comes tumbling after her, all white petals and bad intentions, like laughter from the next garden over. It's barefoot and a little bit feral, the smell of a summer evening that got away from you in the best possible way. Don't wear it if you want to be well-behaved. Wear it if you want to be interesting. Dirty Figgin' Jasmine doesn't apologize. It just grins, and dares you to keep up.

Everybody thinks they know vanilla. Another Vanilla Perfume is here to correct them. This isn't the vanilla of candles and cupcakes — it's vanilla after dark, warm and golden and a little bit dangerous, like a secret told in a low voice. It wraps around you the way a favorite coat does in November, familiar but never boring, and it stays. People will lean in and ask what you're wearing, and you'll smile, because the answer is both completely obvious and impossible to explain. It's just vanilla. Another vanilla. The one you were looking for the whole time. #JustinBPerfumes #IndiePerfume #NicheFragrance #PerfumeLover #FragranceCommunity #SmallBatchPerfume #AnotherVanillaPerfume #VanillaPerfume #VanillaLover #WarmAndGolden #ExtraitDeParfum

Borrowing money from friends: "I'll return it by_____" "Naw, return it when you don't need it"

If you ever in a bind....I keep that thang on me

I need a soda and a fag

I love skinny boys that wear baggy—oversized clothes.

Witches can't get you if you stank

Unfaithful was one of the realest songs ever made.

Eventually we will be together

Women say "all my bitches got good pussy". But do guys ever say "all my niggas got good dick"?

Caring what other people think will have you leading a whole mediocre and sad life.

Me not caring about the social constructs wearing mine whenever wherever

You smell that?

You don't have social anxiety, you just addicted to your phone.

Athletic body>>>>gym body

Unpopular fact: Gay Black men support cis-het women more because supporting their own would mean rooting for the success of someone that looks like them doing something they don't have the courage to do themselves.

I don't care if it's pink....can you think?

It's loud during voting season but was quiet ASF during suicide prevention and men's health months.