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Made something for everyone who’s not into this whole oligarchy thing. mostpowerfulcards.com
Lmao. Never change, you contrarian king.
Dud of the Week: "You Can See Everything," a mockumentary glorifying felon Elizabeth Holmes and fellow narcissicist filmmakers, perverts truth, justice and class issues for Gen-X media-illiterates. Read how: nationalreview.com/2026/10/t… @A24 #YouCanSeeEverything
Due to thin walls, I’ve been forced to hear the gay couple next door’s 4 yr relationship unravel these past few months. The explosive breakup fight finale’s happening rn. Even knowing I know really nothing about them, it’s hard to not pick a side after enough data points hit you.
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I like that the movie revealed Nathan still calls it twitter in the face of multiple people who call it x
One of the wildest things about You Can See Everything is the amount of people who watched it and are still choosing to die on the hill of Nathan being autistic.
Kelly Clarkson stans are legit trying to Midsommar that guy. Truly only the sickest remaining on social media.
Pissing off a lot of people at this startup expo by asking everyone pitching an AI-backed business (all of them), “ok, but what does it even do?”
As pumped as I am to see what Matt Damon does when Killing Gawker drops, we all know they’re still eventually gonna need to make a standalone scathing Peter Thiel biopic. So let’s just all agree now that Billy Magnussen is the correct choice for that feature role.
I manifested this for us all.
Replying to @AdamFriedland
I know who you are Adam- duh! Of course I’ll do your show. I love your show- but I definitely won’t be able to top the Chet episode.
These are the words of a man demanding to be interviewed by Adam Friedland.
Replying to @SoundDobad
I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
Guy parachuting into Virginia Tech Spring game is stuck on the scoreboard after rough collision. #oops
Nothing makes an MBA look worse than the thirst its recruiters send my dormant LinkedIn account twice a month.
The state department prohibits Americans from staying at pretty much every other hotel in Havana.
This was Cuba yesterday. Every Western "liberator" stayed at a 5 star hotel with electricity. They also were just hanging at bars and restaurants or buying souvenirs.
This is not "solidarity". Just call it what it is: virtue signaling.
I was in Cuba by coincidence at the same time. I saw these people and knew it's trouble. So I left a day early.
Everyone around the world a few chains links down in command organizing your Signal cabals to do the right thing and stop the beast in its tracks, I salute you. Just hope some of you have enough bravery to reach out to try & coordinate w each other. Make this an international W.











