IT/Infosec person working at a university. What I don't know far exceeds what I know. Still dragged kicking and screaming to salvation (he/him)

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Friendly reminder: Land doesn't vote. Cartograms often give a better idea of where the population is as opposed to land maps.
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I can only imagine the angry DMs and emails this guy gets for simply aggregating data.
For those blaming "weekend samples" for Mainstreet's CPC hike this morning....
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.@JackRhysider's recent episode of @DarknetDiaries is making me miss #Defcon . Sad I can't be there this year.
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Quick Check-in: Was logging into this worth my time... judging on the the trending page, probably not.
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Applies to @ElkIslandNP too.
Tis the season…
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I had a similar expression when my alarm went off this morning...
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Can we not call them Lunch and Learns? How about we stop messing around and call them meetings.
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Which Minister in GoA do I complain to about having to send a fax to the government @nateglubish is that you?
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... once you're outside you won't want to hide anymore.
Imagine this. You emerge from that crippling depression. Start to get back into the swing of things again. You get a glimpse of your old self, and remember some of the things that brought you joy before, and try them again. Feels good to be back. You hang out with people who you admire and are fun. Some latent emotional issues arise. Clouds are lifting and you see things in a new way. Things you didn't know about yourself but now you can process because you're feeling better about life. Shedding more emotional baggage gives you more freedoms and you're reminded how much fun life can be. You realize there's still ropes and strings holding you back from living your best life. You start cutting them ruthlessly. Feeling more free than ever. You start getting wild with it. Giving yourself bigger more meaningful life experiences. Those more meaningful experiences help you discover all kinds of new loves and passions you had no idea could be acquired. By anyone. Your life becomes more fulfilled and meaningful than ever before. This in turn brings you a whole new passion for life. Every day becomes a total joy to experience. Life is great! Enough of this and you transcend. Reaching beyond what your ultimate potential was. Going way above what you thought was possible. And simply being overjoyed with happiness from life. You deserve to be happy. Let those dark clouds float away and come dance in the sun. 😶‍🌫️
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And another @MicrosoftHelps that left me worse off than when I started. Not trying to be upset at the rep. But it's really frustrating when they tell you something contrary to the support documentation
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One of the best additions to Cyber Summit this year. #cybersummit23
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During a fire alarm, best practice usually involves not sitting down immediately beside the burning building.
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Another ticket closed, another issue @Microsoft365 support has not been able to resolve.
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The frustration with the health care system when you must wait 6 months for the phone call to book the appointment in another 6 months after.
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Bedroom complete with a balcony where you can sell tickets for people who want to watch you sleep.
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When someone asks: Hey do you want to come to a Lunch-and-Learn. Me: Not if I have to bring my own lunch.
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As much as I like this, I feel heavy rain would result in your bedroom sliding away down the hill.
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