Stand up comedian, television producer and a third interesting thing

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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No Kings Rallies as Americans express outrage over the state of the country
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Jesus, how is this not FRONT PAGE news on every newspaper, and how is he NOT in jail?
Leaked audio of Mike Rogers calling on Republicans to use off-duty police officers to intimidate voters in Detroit in an attempt to manipulate the Michigan Senate race:
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Weird, I don’t see much of this on Twitter. Spread the word ✌️
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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BREAKING: JACK SMITH UNDER OATH: “Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation.”
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And there it is. Just as I predicted. They’re canceling Congress tomorrow to avoid the vote on IMPEACHING @SecWar. It will also make it harder for us to reach 218 signatures on the Epstein Discharge Petition before the election. We were at 190+ signatures last night.
GOP leaders are sending the House home early, staving off an impeachment vote against Defense Secretary Hegseth over the Iran war. cnn.it/4xTIVLP
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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2:00 PM: 🇺🇸 U.S. judge ordered the DOJ to unredact Jeffrey Epstein files which name alleged co-conspirators. 5:00 PM: 🇺🇸 Trump REJECTED Court order to hand over redacted Epstein files. 8:00 PM: 🇺🇸 Trump began bombing Iran. The war restarted. You connect the dots.
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How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?
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We fucking told you so. We warned you all. Anyway...
Mike Johnson admits Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year
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Wow, if you read this you might get the impression that trump is getting ready to steal the next election! And you’d be right.
Trump's DOJ has canceled all election rights trainings, deleted a guide to prosecuting election offenses, and has refused to appoint a director of the Election Crimes branch.
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This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.
🚨 Trump has fired all federal employees tasked with prosecuting corruption.
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The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.
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What if we ban reality TV contestants from running for office. They’re already basically criminals - they’ve made stupid mistakes and we caught them on camera doing it. You wanna get famous for a blackout drunk blowjob, great! But you can’t also be city comptroller.
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Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.
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