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And after all, You’ve won fuck all.

Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in England bbc.in/3VltHRP

🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bukayo Saka, who is looking for a new mansion in London, has become a talking point at the club after viewing 35 different homes with the same female estate agent over the past two months without buying any of them. It turned out that the star player had no intention of buying a home and was simply requesting a new appointment every week to spend time with the young estate agent.

I’m watching a girl on TikTok host a girls night and she just all the pizza and picky bits from Asda. I’d be so pissed off. Don’t you people have standards?

Popped outside to the smoking area to have a vape at Wetherspoons, and some guy is sat smoking a spliff with his pint. You see it all in spoons

Unfair on this guy. He seems like a top genuine bloke bless him

Krimoe prank-called Tommy Robinson to TROLL him after Modeen FLY KICKED him, but Tommy hit back with “your mum and dad are cousins” 😭💀

James Bulger's killer Jon Venables to stay in prison after parole refused trib.al/qKTMlmu

If you are black/mixed race woman, do not shop at @sainsburys . They seem to think a £30 gift card is an acceptable response to a serious complaint of racial profiling, causing me to have a panic attack whilst almost 7 months pregnant. Multiple violations of the Equality Act.

James Maddison was spotted leaving a nightclub in Coventry at 4am on Saturday night, being pulled away from what looks to have been a confrontation... For a lad who has spent so long trying to get his career and fitness back on track, why on earth has he gone and done this. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Saliba playing U21 isn't fair😄 But a good 45 mins for him as he's getting up to speed.