Crypto Twitter is legit filled with smooth brained retards in which the best part of 99% of dribbled down the cracks of their mother’s asses. We were just handed the best lore and narrative RH has seen in two months in $TREE 0x40c44515b1e86f19d6b36f518c1e64dbef9698ac
Buttonwood Tree ($TREE) memes the 1792 Buttonwood Agreement that founded Wall Street trading.
In 1792, 24 brokers signed a pact under a buttonwood tree on Wall Street to trade only among themselves, creating the NYSE's precursor. This token turns that finance origin story into a crypto nod to market roots.
Why are y’all so slow but will ape “Joes blind ferret” and call it alpha?
I hate Pfizer but I love Viagra. If you’ve never eaten way over the doctor recommended amount of Viagra and ordered a porn star, have you even lived bro?
Chud retweeted
早上好，中国。
@vladtenev 只写了一个数字和一个句号。
全世界都看懂了。
十亿。
亚洲时区想在电报群当管理员的，私信。
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Good morning, China.
@vladtenev wrote one number and one period.
The whole world understood.
$1B.
Asia time zone and want to mod the TG? DM.
Chud retweeted
Friday night and the group was live,
every phone buzzing, everyone alive.
Green on the weekend, green on the chart,
strangers in a chat became a family at heart.
by Monday morning, a legend was born.
That was the trench. That was the time.
Every candle felt like a rhyme.
$1B. is 2021 again.
A ticker Vlad tweeted with no plan,
a room full of people who know where it began.
Vlad gave us the sign.
The trenches fell in line.
$1B.
If you haven’t followed the @BillionRH account and joined t.me/Roobinhood_1B TG you’re missing out. This TG is giving me goosebumps because I haven’t seen this level of bullishness in a TG since 22’-23’. I don’t think ya’ll understand how early we are to something massive. Love,Unc. $1B to $1B mfs.
Those of you who know me from our private chats and on chain know I’m a based unc and family man degen with a love for the trenches. I am passionate about crypto and admittedly, to a fault more often than not. Like the majority of us I have had a tendency to allow my gambler side to get the better of me. I am in the 99 percentile here and that’s fact not opinion. Many of you may still be in denial about that but I call a spade a spade. Today something important happened in my humble old head opinion. @vladtenev posted a ticker celebrating $1B in volume on the Robinhood chain. Understand something here, Vlad is in the top %1 visionaries and giga brains on the planet and everything these type of people do is highly calculated. I know this from experience because I know some of these people IRL. They do not act on or say anything without first being incredibly aware of what may or may not result from it. Today’s post from Vlad was calculated. This is a man who has nothing left to prove and has already achieved more than billions of people alive or dead could even imagine. Good on him and much respect. Fact is, ETH is and always will be, King. Sure Solana is great but let’s face it, it is simply retards stealing from other retards. I have admittedly become one of those retards being stolen from and I accept that. This is different. Vlad has revived the Ethereum blockchain for the meme coin space where @VitalikButerin has turned his back on to become more institutionally focused. I do not blame him for that because it will do great things in this world and I never question men more intelligent than myself, but I try to learn from them. Vlad doesn’t need it but you can bet your bottom dollar he would love to see a billion dollar runner on RH. It would be the cherry on top of everything he has already built. I have never been more bullish on a meme coin succeeding than I am with $1B 0x0977fa2139b773732da455926660b3d22c8cab7f
My brother moneybender might be onto something here.
aped what might be one an insane find
for those of u lazy to DD, there is a doc from xAI: docs.x.ai/llms.txt?utm_sourc…
in the site there is a link, u can command F verify yourself: your-custom-tools.com/mcp
takes you here
we are literally given an easter egg of an animal WITH A NAME FROM XAI AND ITS ALL LEGIT AND VERIFIABLE
gmgn.ai/sol/token/30I510nA_3…
Chud retweeted
The first two steps in crypto is the same for all of us:
1) Try to get rich quick
2) Lose
Then the path diverges:
3a) Leave, “crypto is a scam”
3b) Understand that everyone wants to get rich quick, extract to get quick money and attention for yourself
3c) Encourage people to learn, believe in something, level up. Hold BTC and ETH, use products you find interesting, build
3b is for losers, 3c is for winners
The trenches will never heal as long as launchpads like pumpfun exist. They have single handedly destroyed crypto. The only path forward is to create real ETH memes or utility tokens with committed teams and communities that are able to provide real liquidity pools for stability that people can confidently size into and hold to billions. We will not see another billion dollar runner until this happens. If we do it’ll be completely fake volume and insider wallets with 1% liquidity and investors will get absolutely rekt when it nukes to zero. Bookmark this.
There is a new Chad on #BASE. His previous project was $Swarms (400m ath) This young man is absolutely brilliant and just built $BedRock and claimed fees for the token launched on @bankrbot.
@igoryuzo said BedRock is the new Blackrock. Keep building @KyeGomezB and we will support you.
I was looking for an all-in-one personal wealth management tool and couldn’t find one, so I built it with Claude Code.
I'm calling it BedRock, your all-in-one multi-asset management platform.
You can track your assets in real time across stocks, crypto, real estate, and private equity, with bonds and credit coming soon.
Should i release this?
Elon will be relentless in the lawsuit and post nonstop. We are very early. This is a funnier meme than Scam Altman.
