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They don’t tell you when you’ve got a booger peepin

What’s the NFL gonna do when it’s Chiefs v Browns in the AFC title game and then Watson n Tucker come out for the coin toss ?

I’ll take authentic ignorance over artificial intelligence all day every day

Naming my plants after my favorite rappers was such a great idea.

Life is short? Nope. Technically, it’s the longest thing anyone will ever endure.

If you’re the type of person who takes calls in your car with car volume at 95.5…. how?

Sooooooo we’re back? @49ers 😀😄😁

Every single podcast subscription: “thanks for subscribing to ad-free listening, here’s an ad before this episode.” 😑

What’s a polite way to tell a neighbor that yelling at their dog for barking only exacerbates the problem?

😱😱😱

You’d be amazed at how well you write emails simply by removing “just” and “hope” from your vocab.

Still to this day, truer words haven’t been spoken since Frank Gallagher said “there’s nothing more American than a 2nd chance.” 🇺🇸🥈

Hey @CHSN__ can someone tell Dan Plesac to stfu for maybe 2 seconds? He ruins Sox games.

Fulfillment and success aren’t always the same thing.

Who got paid to choose the sound when an Amazon truck goes in reverse. Ridiculous.

Baseball is the only sport where the defense possesses the ball 🤯

“Oh I’m sorry, my AI agent said that, not me.” This is gonna be fun.

If the Bulls have even the slightest clue, they take Acuff Jr.