Is your KOL ON to something, or just ON something? Institutional intelligence scores for crypto KOLs. CA: 9eULwvdtPfQKg5eZZE71B9MV3JDbExmMWbozmTFupump
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Your favourite KOL has been assessed.
The findings may be disputed. The methodology is confidential. The conclusions are final.
Unless you pay for a reassessment.
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Crypto has the memory of a goldfish.
A KOL can be publicly declared a fraud on Monday and hailed as a genius on Friday.
All it takes is one green candle.
The committee is considering whether reputation should be measured in minutes rather than years.
300,000 followers. A KOLON Intelligence Score of 4/100.
The committee has completed its assessment of @CrashiusClay69.
One indicator scored 99/100. Another scored 2/100.
The relationship between the two is particularly unfortunate.
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@fbb4official has been assessed by KOLON Intelligence. Full report available. kolon.tech/kol/fbb4official?…
A KOL buys before promoting a token. Followers cry front-running.
A KOL sells after promoting it. Followers cry exit liquidity.
A KOL never sells. Followers praise their conviction while quietly taking profits.
Is the problem KOL behaviour or what followers expect?
5,000,000 $KOL UP FOR GRABS.
The committee is rewarding 5 whistleblowers with 1,000,000 $KOL each.
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KOLON Intelligence retweeted
I just submitted as a KOL at @KOLONIntel
@monedularaven has been assessed by KOLON Intelligence. Full report available. kolon.tech/kol/monedularaven…
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Ran @TheCryptoDog profile through @KOLONIntel.
Verdict: 25/100 KIS. High engagement, questionable expertise signals, and a big gap between claimed and demonstrated knowledge.
76/100 engagement-to-substance. 80/100 expertise variance.
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KOLON Intelligence retweeted
Hey buddies made a research on @milesdeutscher through the @KOLONIntel
He is currently ranked at 136th position in the LB
With a pretty nice conviction half life which is at 70
He is that guy you can trust to not change his convictions at any time
kolon.tech/kol/milesdeutsche…
Transfer complete. 1,000,000 $KOL delivered.
The committee considers this matter settled. Your file remains open.
Hodler benefits soon to be announced.
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Just checked out @BigCheds on @KOLONIntel
Top 1 on the leader board
Good calls
His Audience Liquidity Utilisation is pretty low meaning he doesn't farm his followers
Good one to hit the follow button for to be honest
kolon.tech/kol/BigCheds?card…
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CryptoBusy gets a 98/100 on @kolonintel, but here's the catch
The report says theres not enough documented predictions to evaluate his alpha accuracy
A high score doesn't automatically mean profitable calls
Interesting assessment, accuracy still needed
kolon.tech/kol/CryptoBusy
The perfect business model?
Bundle tokens. Shill them to your followers. Dump through side wallets. Call it community building.
The committee is struggling to distinguish this from liquidating an inventory.
Even used car salesmen have the decency to pretend the vehicle works.
Payment authorised. Funds delivered.
The committee appreciates your service to the intelligence community.
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KOLON Intelligence retweeted
New KOL assessment tech by @KOLONIntel
Kaleo... I’ve been following him since 2021, and I’m convinced that any call he makes will be worth taking at some point.
New intelligence findings available for @CryptoKaleo.
kolon.tech/kol/CryptoKaleo?c…
In traditional finance, trading ahead of your clients is a scandal.
In crypto, your followers get upset if you don’t tell them what you’re buying before you buy it.
At what point does sharing alpha become front-running your own audience?
We have a problem, @badattrading_.
Our KOLON Intelligence Assessment gave you a suspiciously low KIS score.
Either the algorithm is broken or your username is the most accurate disclosure in crypto.
The committee grants the right to appeal.
kolon.tech/kol/badattrading_
The committee has a question.
Your favourite KOL makes you $50,000.
You later discover he made $500,000 selling the same token to his followers.
Are you still grateful?
When is a profitable trade a betrayal?
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OFFICIAL NOTICE
The committee is offering 250,000 $KOL to the first 10 community members who commission an assessment.
Nominate an unassessed KOL. Pay 100,000 $KOL. Receive 250,000 $KOL.
The committee has declined to explain the economics.
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