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Texas, USA
Joined October 2013
History shows Pat O’Neill is an ally
Trans People with bottom surgery aren't the sexual preference of literally anybody, keep that cock gals
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KT 766 Pat O’Neill did a killer set about Ts
For such a morally superior group they sure love wishing/threatening death lmao
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Dec 9, 2018 Ezekiel Elliot penalized 15yd + $26,739 fine for doing a Cam Skattebo Gerard is hilarious & knows ball
People who never played football being in charge of football is the worst thing that ever happened to Football
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𝐊𝐓 𝟔𝟕𝟐 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 + 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 — 🥇𝟑𝟏𝐌 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 (🥈𝟗.𝟓𝐌🥉𝟖.𝟖𝐌 ) 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰/ 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐞 “𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑎𝑚 𝐻𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦.” —𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝐻𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝐎𝐜𝐭 𝟐𝟓, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 Would this break 50M ?
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Not often a stand up special leaves you laughing + thinking “geezus, fuck. maybe my child hood wasn’t bad at all.” Really fun 30 minutes focusing on the way Dave raises his son compared to his own upbringing in 1980s Detroit. Worth the listen.
Now watching (finally) 30 Minutes with Dave Landau Guest on KT ep. 696, 736, 776, (816?)
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Proud father Dave Landau watched his 11 year old son destroy a Las Vegas show girl
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KT 780 Ari Matti is the opposite of Sober October
KT 750 Charlie Sheen Vendetta
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KT 750 Charlie Sheen Vendetta
Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever. “I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.” ​“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.” ​“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.” ​“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
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Leila Hilf-burglar crushes
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Must have been what buying bit-coin in 2012 felt like
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KT 399 Episode closes with a bucket pull. Man bun takes the stage and bombs big. Thanks for coming folks, shows over.
𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐊𝐓 𝟓𝟏𝟖 - 𝟕𝟓𝟎 He took the final spot of the night from just another set to a can’t miss spectacle he gave himself 3 chances to strike out: -have a good set -outlandish / erratic interview -ain’t never gonna stop crescendo bad sets were saved w/ a story shit stories were bailed out by the band William was the Wizard of Grand Finale that would make good shows great and bad shows feel like they weren’t a waste of time.
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KT 399 Leah Mansfield -sixty seconds without her sex life -used sound of a kitten as a joke -got most important advice for a comic
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KT 399 Reid clowns on corporations having political opinions but is serious about selling diet 💉.
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𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐊𝐓 𝟓𝟏𝟖 - 𝟕𝟓𝟎 He took the final spot of the night from just another set to a can’t miss spectacle he gave himself 3 chances to strike out: -have a good set -outlandish / erratic interview -ain’t never gonna stop crescendo bad sets were saved w/ a story shit stories were bailed out by the band William was the Wizard of Grand Finale that would make good shows great and bad shows feel like they weren’t a waste of time.
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