Joined November 2012
I love when doctors say to "avoid stress" as if we can just unsubscribe from this shitty world
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doing a line of hope
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the first rule of prison is to be yourself and have fun
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Yaşlı bir kadın, yaptığı kedi aksesuarlarını satmak için siyah kedisini model olarak kullanıyor.
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when you’re rubbing your eyebrow and a surprise pimple is hiding there
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when you’re in charge of the music and your weird songs start playing
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They should offer self euthanasia through the McDonald’s app
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Replying to @jamesm1re
if one album is what it takes to change your life, then another one is enough to change it back, you are fickle, you are a leaf in the wind and an unserious person
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Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.
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Pull over safely add starts in 2 minutes.
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people adding protein powder to coffee
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The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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"Americans can't fight back. They'll kill us" Your food, water and air is poisoned Cop cities are going up in every state Private equity is buying EVERYTHING They want to give your jobs to Ai If we're not going to collectively risk pushing back, then we're already dead
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Consuming popcorn at a movie and asking to go out to eat afterwards
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jebać bogatych i ich torebki
They took out the iconic Hermès Store in Marseilles 😳
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