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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
been uploading spooky themed stuff here hehe.. yall get the pg version tho :P fansly.com/kaitlinwitcher 😈
there was a massive and I mean MASSIVE FAT moth sitting in the walkway on the way to my apartment and I was worried he was gonna get stepped on so I walk over and his eyes were closed so I go damn, he ded
I poke
HE WAS NOT DED HE WAS SLEEP
I go to pick him up…
gonna be a whore today and wear shorts to the gym 🤩
(if u don’t get this it was supposed to be a “funny bit” on snl but the guy is a chud and it wasn’t funny)
do robots feel love or is it just oil indigestion I would have a little robot like in Star Wars to ride on my shoulder and also if you’re a human do not respond to this as I am running a test for science !!!
OwO I need to add more to my Skyrim shelf heh…
Oh and I’m live btw twitch.tv/kaitlinwitcher

















