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Improvise•Adapt•Overcome

Nigeria
Joined June 2010
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Nigerian U17 Girls! Champions of the World!!!
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Congratulations to Nigeria’s female U17 Squad!!!
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Lol! Have you ever dealt with a drug user/addict/dealer before? You go add juju join the gun.
Also, why are NDLEA officers now carrying guns?🫠
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Na who this Oga wan anchor for this place?? Small hailing here and there and you want to anchor me Sir?? In the words of HilariousSunnie, “Taurin kai na bai kai haka ba”
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😂😂😂
Omo, I went to a BDC to change some money. Immediately I agreed on the FX rate with the aboki guy, he sent the naira equivalent to my account before even seeing the foreign notes I had, despite me sitting inside a car. Out of curiosity, I asked him, “Oga, you no even fear say I fit zoom off?” The guy just smiled and said, “Oga, no worry, you go still carry your two legs come back here come beg me"..... na once I understand say scientific insurance covers his business 😂😂
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MKA for me….
I proudly rock my Kaduna plate number-no plate number in Nigeria beats DKA. I only got an Abuja number because I was living in the South back then. Once I got a new car, I quickly changed it to Kaduna.
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The universe is telling you something; maybe it’s time to put the phone down!
Please, any phone technician on the timeline? I used a third-party charger on my iPhone earlier and ever since, it has refused to charge beyond 1%. Has anyone experienced this before? Thank you!
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I just realized my area has been dropped to Band B from Band A; tears of joy filled my eyes….
People in my area are going to Nepa office today to request for Band B instead of Band A 😄😄😂
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Apparently, traffic lights are just for decoration in Kano state? KAROTA don tire sef.
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LOL! We don’t like hearing the truth…
When you have 665 seats and 10,000 persons are struggling to get it. The first 665 passengers will get the seats within minutes and the system will simply tell that there is no seat. You can't create what you don't have. Under this administration, ticket racketeering reduced to less than 1percent because of the measures we put in place.
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You slap person wife and you were expecting flowers? Leeeeemaaaaooo!
"My student husband came to my shop to beat me just because I slapped her for coming late to work" — Woman cries out
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In some customs, if the body is recovered, it is buried at the river bank.
So. Quick one, when people die in water like river, they're not allowed to be carried to be buried unless they do some sacrifices?
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