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Key

@KapitanKey

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Joined June 2025
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You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.
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Busy from 8 am till 11pm yesterday and all I wanna do is play some Metroid until I have to go out AGAIN tonight 🫩🫩
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THEY TOOK DOWN QUIET ROBE NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
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This is literally just the chimera ant arc in HxH
G_Thinkers (@G_Thinkers) profile pictureG_Thinkers@G_ThinkersOct 31
Wtf did I watch
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It’s fucking true 😭😭 took me so long to get this right
Samus (@Last_Metroid) profile pictureSamus@Last_MetroidSep 14
the type of shit Metroid Dread has you be doing for 2 missiles and pocket lint
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"i no gen z i no gen z i proud wageslave i no gen z" "i know but you're 25, that means you were born in 2001 and frankly-" "NONONONONONONONO"
NICO | BLM | (@Ariesbust) profile pictureNICO | BLM |@AriesbustOct 31
y’all weren’t over exaggerating when saying gen z don’t wanna work bruh im 25 and these mf’s barely 20 dont wanna fucking work bro
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We all got that one male mutual that do NOT respond to their guy mutuals only their lady mutuals LMAOOO
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wow that struck a nerve
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Replying to @mousefilly
genuine question do you have downs
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I need a goofy funny girl that’ll act just like this when it’s needed
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I see my friends in beautiful nice relationships doing good and I’m like god damnit I gotta stop being a little chudling posting on twitter for no likes
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The opposite for me let my flops live beautifully. DONT FUCKING TOUCH MY 0 LIKED TWEETS!!
oxvrxz (@oxvrxz) profile pictureoxvrxz@oxvrxzOct 31
a little twitter reminder: like your mutuals' posts when they still have 0 likes. you never know, that one like from you might make someone feel seen when they're feeling completely invisible on the internet
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Then you have the 3 people who have my post notifs on like “hahahaha imma like it anyway” FUCK YOU
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bd@notyaboi777Oct 31
Daughter is cooking me alive for the halloween costume
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I’ve learned the “made with X” shit could mean they cropped it on this app. Still looks lame as fuck tho if you just cropped or clipped something.
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Pisser Dick (@PisserDick_) profile picturePisser Dick@PisserDick_22h
Hauling ass on the planet fitness treadmill in my full watch dogs cosplay
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If she’s not like this about you, she’s not worth it. Look at the comments😂
𝔭𝔞𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔰 🕷️ (@PAULADESIMIO) profile picture𝔭𝔞𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔰 🕷️@PAULADESIMIOOct 30
In love & locked in 🖤🔒
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You could never in your fuck ass life ever convince me NAV is good
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How I’d be begging my girl to cuddle after any minor inconvenience
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She’s so fucking cool man.
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Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg
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