Stetson Spatula retweeted
I’m in a film called GAME it’s very good and it’s about to hit US cinemas. 🔥
My first co-written & produced Feature film “GAME”
Hits US cinemas this December!!
It would be amazing if you went and saw it !
game.oscilloscope.net/
Stetson Spatula retweeted
JAMES BLUNT'S FAVOURITE CHEESE!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!
Congratulations on your number 1 album, Mr Air!
Stetson Spatula retweeted
Hi Joe,
I have bad news.
My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation.
My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne.
I’m Number 1 in the album charts.
And you’re no longer called Joe.
Much love,
Ryan Air.
I have never listened to @officialcharts before, but today, at around 5:40pm I will find out if my name will legally change to James Blunt (CBE).
Nobody can question my dedication to the cheese quest!
Stetson Spatula retweeted
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A retweet would be lovely too.
Naga's obsession with Owain's "undercarriage" is a little disturbing. #BBCBreakfast
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Stetson Spatula retweeted
Replying to @starwars @Cakes_Comics
Remember when movie posters used to be an artform rather than dogshit photoshop edits?
Stetson Spatula retweeted
How many times does a legal firm get teenagers to sign non-disclosure agreements for one of their clients before somebody in the office thinks ‘hang on - WTF are we doing?’
Stetson Spatula retweeted
It’s almost the time of year when Christian conservatives celebrate the birth of a baby they would have deported.
Stetson Spatula retweeted
Tommy Robinson was begging for £100,000 in donations back in September for Danny Tommo’s legal fees, through a fundraiser set up by Ezra Levant.
Danny Tommo has just pleaded guilty.
THIS IS A SCAM!
Stetson Spatula retweeted
Yesterday, over 550,000 people read my post exposing the carefully managed PR statements hiding the David Walliams scandal. Today, the cowardice of the British media establishment has reached an entirely new level.
Jonathan Ross just released a public statement claiming he is horrified by the allegations against Walliams and the crimes of Russell Brand.
He actually expects the public to believe he spent two decades sharing green rooms and VIP parties with these men while remaining completely blind to their behavior.
Look at the exact historical record they are trying to erase right now.
In 2004, Ross stood on a live stage at the British Comedy Awards and explicitly joked that the 15-year-old award was drunk and probably going home with David Walliams.
There is literally a photograph from 2003 showing Ross and other elite broadcasters smiling for the camera while Walliams sits right next to them with his arm draped around a teenager he is now accused of pursuing.
You do not broadcast jokes about 15-year-olds going home with a television star to millions of viewers unless the entire industry already knows exactly what the punchline means.
The British entertainment industry operated as a closed protection racket for twenty years. They turned predatory behavior into profitable television ratings and laughed off the abuse as cheeky celebrity banter.
These presenters are not releasing statements today because they are shocked by what Walliams and Brand actually did. They are releasing them because the expensive legal injunctions are finally failing, and they are terrified the public is coming for the enablers next.
Stetson Spatula retweeted
Every order from my website supports an independent designer.
I do it all myself, with help from Pete the cat. I design and illustrate, pack the orders, and run the shop. Thanks so much to everyone who chooses to support small businesses like mine. gailmyerscough.co.uk
Stetson Spatula retweeted
No complaints. Ok. But what about questions?
Questions like: "Why is David inviting teenagers to BGT and entertaining them in his hotel/dressing room?"
TV is full of professionally inquisitive people. Too often, this instinct is abandoned around talent. deadline.com/2026/11/david-w…
Stetson Spatula retweeted
BREAKING NEWS!

ALT An image of a Little Britain sketch featuring Sir Norman Fry, issuing adenial that he’s a "sexual predator," reframing past incidents as having "behaved thoughtlessly," mocking disingenuous public apologies. It ends with "As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter", precisely as the character did.






























