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Joined October 2009
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This weekend's listening material, a bit fat slab of Autechre. elseq 1-5 CD box set.
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Remind me whose £1m-a-year columnist was running the country in 2021?
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Dude outs himself as a virgin to his 874.7K followers.
If you needed another reason to take women swimming on the first date, here you go:
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I’m in a film called GAME it’s very good and it’s about to hit US cinemas. 🔥
My first co-written & produced Feature film “GAME” Hits US cinemas this December!! It would be amazing if you went and saw it ! game.oscilloscope.net/
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JAMES BLUNT'S FAVOURITE CHEESE!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!! Congratulations on your number 1 album, Mr Air!
Hi Joe, I have bad news. My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation. My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne. I’m Number 1 in the album charts. And you’re no longer called Joe. Much love, Ryan Air.
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Hi Joe, I have bad news. My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation. My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne. I’m Number 1 in the album charts. And you’re no longer called Joe. Much love, Ryan Air.
I have never listened to @officialcharts before, but today, at around 5:40pm I will find out if my name will legally change to James Blunt (CBE). Nobody can question my dedication to the cheese quest!
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It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately. If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website. gailmyerscough.co.uk A retweet would be lovely too.
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Naga's obsession with Owain's "undercarriage" is a little disturbing. #BBCBreakfast
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Remember when movie posters used to be an artform rather than dogshit photoshop edits?
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How many times does a legal firm get teenagers to sign non-disclosure agreements for one of their clients before somebody in the office thinks ‘hang on - WTF are we doing?’
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Yes, he did fucking draw it himself, you ginger prick
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It’s almost the time of year when Christian conservatives celebrate the birth of a baby they would have deported.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
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Tommy Robinson was begging for £100,000 in donations back in September for Danny Tommo’s legal fees, through a fundraiser set up by Ezra Levant. Danny Tommo has just pleaded guilty. THIS IS A SCAM!
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Yesterday, over 550,000 people read my post exposing the carefully managed PR statements hiding the David Walliams scandal. Today, the cowardice of the British media establishment has reached an entirely new level. Jonathan Ross just released a public statement claiming he is horrified by the allegations against Walliams and the crimes of Russell Brand. He actually expects the public to believe he spent two decades sharing green rooms and VIP parties with these men while remaining completely blind to their behavior. Look at the exact historical record they are trying to erase right now. In 2004, Ross stood on a live stage at the British Comedy Awards and explicitly joked that the 15-year-old award was drunk and probably going home with David Walliams. There is literally a photograph from 2003 showing Ross and other elite broadcasters smiling for the camera while Walliams sits right next to them with his arm draped around a teenager he is now accused of pursuing. You do not broadcast jokes about 15-year-olds going home with a television star to millions of viewers unless the entire industry already knows exactly what the punchline means. The British entertainment industry operated as a closed protection racket for twenty years. They turned predatory behavior into profitable television ratings and laughed off the abuse as cheeky celebrity banter. These presenters are not releasing statements today because they are shocked by what Walliams and Brand actually did. They are releasing them because the expensive legal injunctions are finally failing, and they are terrified the public is coming for the enablers next.
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James Blunt being asked his favourite cheese on live TV.
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Every order from my website supports an independent designer. I do it all myself, with help from Pete the cat. I design and illustrate, pack the orders, and run the shop. Thanks so much to everyone who chooses to support small businesses like mine. gailmyerscough.co.uk
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No complaints. Ok. But what about questions? Questions like: "Why is David inviting teenagers to BGT and entertaining them in his hotel/dressing room?" TV is full of professionally inquisitive people. Too often, this instinct is abandoned around talent. deadline.com/2026/11/david-w…
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BREAKING NEWS!
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If donald trump is so good at trading stocks how come he didn't make as much money in stocks before he became president???
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