Absolutely dying over this woman ordering a latte regular temperature by saying “not extra hot but not kids temp”
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I can’t be the only one who thinks “ask forgiveness, not permission” is actually a fucked up way to move through the world.
It’s been over 20 years since we’ve had a new castlevania game… belmont’s curse so far is meeting the standard. I wish the art style felt a wee less modern and a little more gorey. Blasphemous hit center bullseye for style.
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Ok the concept of old maga heads being opposed to halal practice bc of one cheese brand is sooo deeply ironic considering all our food has been in the toilet atp.
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I should probably make some youtube videos like “you’re falling asleep on the couch and it’s raining outside and frasier is playing in the other room”. I just know it would kill.
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The new Flesh Born album is out now! I’m very proud of this one. Post-metal via screamo. Lots of big riffs. I play bass now! It’s good. Check it out! fleshborn.bandcamp.com/album……
Is this a fucking joke
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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KHAJIIT GORDON RAMSAY: By the twin moons.. hes cutting it with sugar. Normal sugar... (quiet, to camera) Look at him.. hes got both bowls out going which is which!
SKOOMA ADDICT OWNER (trying to save face): this one is a customer Khajiit does no work here
Wait i’m just now putting together that king krule just sounds like arnold schwarzennegger singing and i can’t unhear it.
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Thank fuckin god i’m getting my period right before this tour bc pmdd is making me feel h*mic*dal and backsliding into depression. What is it people are taking for that now? Allegra and pepcid? What doses?
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No wonder i love pot so much, experiencing emotion fills me with so much self doubt and shame. God my parents fucked me up so bad.
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