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Joined December 2011
Looking forward to some more coronal mass ejections tonight. #northernlights
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What 5 year old me thought the foot measuring machine at Clarks would do to me.
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I like to think the copywriters at @waitrose had their fun with this before getting reined in by Legal.
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Hey @CTFCofficial and fans. My son is selling a calendar he made to raise money for Woodmancote Scout Group. It's a limited edition, one-off. Anyone want to start the bidding? #CTFC
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Everyone's talking about Oil of Ulay and Imperial Leather but who remembers washing their hands with this in their nan's bathroom? #oilofulay #oilofolay #newandlavish #camay
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Just livened up the hotel "library" with the addition of @tomallencomedy's No Shame. Hope this brings someone as much joy and enlightenment as it did me. And I hope for Tom's sake he's not left on the shelf #slimpickings
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My favourite moment from #pfsfestival today - the #Iress crew getting flash mobbed by @tCosmicSausages 😎
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Oi @CadburyUK. You need to let under 18s enter your #mysterybar draw. My 3 year old reckons #mysterybar1 tastes of Hulk and I think he might be right.
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Here's one I made earlier with the brilliant @Freshairprod. Thank you to our fabulous host @rocknrolga for bringing the wit, edge and punk to Upfront. Yes, it's finance and comedy. In a podcast. #podcast #podcasting #newpodcast #finance #comedy #iress
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Not that Kate Atkinson retweeted
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So everyone else gets to be a boxer, astronaut or stunt double. What do I get? Meat Inspector and Fish Farmer 😐 #nationalcareersservice #SkillsAssessment
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What’s happening isn’t your fault. You’ve made sacrifices, while given advice that’s been inconsistent at best and contradictory at worst. People in power have set a bad example. I’m sorry you’re being asked to do more and disgusted you’re being blamed. #covidbriefing
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Technology company @iress has announced it's recruiting for EIGHT #softwareengineering apprentices at its Cheltenham office - great news for #Cheltenham #Jobs and a brilliant opportunity for aspiring #SoftwareEngineers #CheltenhamNews #Apprenticeships iress.com/support/blog/2020/…
Really enjoying #backintimefortheweekend. Watching the #80s with my 5 year old and explaining video rental to him #mindblown
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Is there a stronger, more resistant substance in the universe than dried-on Weetabix? @weetabix
My son was selected to take part in the @imperialcollege @DHSCgovuk #CovidTesting study. Can't fault the process. Results back within 2 days. People are working hard on tackling this #Covid19UK #NHS
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Not that Kate Atkinson retweeted
COMING THIS WEEKEND The International Space Station - ISS is back over UK skies. Easily spotted - the brightest manmade object in the night sky YOU ONLY NEED YOUR EYES! Follow @VirtualAstro for alerts and visit meteorwatch.org/iss-internat… for times and info. (Please Retweet)
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