The top half of me walks into a bar and says “how did I walk in here with no legs” and the bottom half walks in and says “how did I say anything without a mouth”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
That’s it. That’s all. I’ve said it before and I’ll said it again
Ok Kate retweeted
Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
Oh you think you’re hardcore? I’ve wrapped presents using wrapping paper that didn’t have cutting lines on the back
Ok Kate retweeted
i know you guys are delighted about this ethan/hila klein thing but PLEASE think about the real victims of this situation... me, when i have to see pictures of two busted zionist freaks.
Runners, how do you start running? Like a little hop? Or walking? Like how do go from walk to jog?
If you take one step walking and the other step running do you think the one foot is like wtf just happened?
Dressmaker, Dressmaker make me a dress
I’m so distressed
And such a mess
Night after night in the dark I’m alone
Please make me a dress so I can bone
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