Captain of the “Hello World” gang #CFC

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2009
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LAMELO BALL IS GOING CRAZY ANTHONY EDWARDS LOVES IT. 🔥
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What are you guys cooking, I haven’t been outside for three weekends in a row… I’m addicted
We have a lot to discuss. New VLOG is dropping next week. Season 2 Reflection & Season 3 Preview. We will also be piloting a new podcast format focused on recapping the Season 2 launch this weekend. More content, more context, more WARDOGS.
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I went to check out this Pantry yesterday. Fourways has soooo much potential 🥲 All they need to do is fix the lights, robots, water and roads. I’d consider living there.
New retail wing in Fourways Mall, valued at R100 million, is officially open👏 • The name of this wing is The View • Construction began: March 2026 • Location: corner of Cedar and Witkoppen Roads, Fourways Mall • New retailers include: Pantry (they’ve signed a 10-year lease), Tasha’s, George’s Grill, Fournos Bakery, Nonna’s Riviera, Nossa Casa, Mangwanani Spa, Popsicle Nails, The Piercery, The Glow Theory, Petworld, Liquor Lane, Clay Café, WorkShop17 co-working space and others. The new lease agreements cover 4 342 m² at an average rental of R201.80/m². Fourways Mall has come a long way and continues to do so. Not long ago, the centre faced a seriously uncertain future. Today, with vacancies reportedly down from 24% to 6.6% and tenant turnover up by 61%, the turnaround is becoming tangible. The View is an experience that shows how the centre is evolving its offering and giving people new reasons to visit and stay longer. I’m looking forward to seeing how this premium addition changes the dynamic at Fourways Mall and enhances the overall mall experience.
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Tuesday, November 10th… we will be there
Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum 👀 “He’s got a great PR team. There’s no beef… but there might be some lamb chops and gravy” THIS IS GETTING JUICY LMAO 😭😭
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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You can hear that thing guzzling, what was he thinking
A lot of guys buy cars, want to drive fast and race but don’t know what a cammed car sounds like. It was over soon as he heard the car.
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A six foot seven goal keeper who doesn’t challenge any aerial ball, Emi’s jaw better heal up quick
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Penders, where do we get these goalkeepers 😔
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Stellenbrau Craven Craft Lager
I need a low calorie alcoholic beverage
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That Wami girl from that podcast in person?! HooomyyyyGod 🥵
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This man keeps proving that he’s sleeping alone tonight and I know I’m about to get cheated on so bad 😭😭😭😭😔
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Paak has been dissing his wife consistently on 3 projects now. Nasty work.
Cordae and Anderson .Paak released a collab album today, featuring a track called “Helpless,” on which Cordae raps about his breakup with Naomi Osaka and Anderson .Paak addresses his divorce and custody battle with his wife of 13 years. Cordae talking about splitting up with Naomi Osaka: "I'm finna have my second child, although we still ain't said our vows Was never my intention to raise my daughter in separate homes Gavе your mom my all, but the love she had for mе dead and gone Although you ain't a man if you can't admit it when you was wrong Can't see it coming down my eyes, so do it through this song" Anderson .Paak talking about his divorce and custody battle with his wife of 13 years: "When the trust and the love turn to custody cases When your day one start actin' two-face You run and you run, but can't get away So I showed up drunk to my baby's birthday Yeah, I know that I was late, but y'all ain't save me no cake? All the shit that I done paid All the sacrifice I made Hell yeah, I been away, how you think this rent get paid? Shit, I'm living in disarray, my company is misery I'm on the edge of mental break, I hope that help is on the way"
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I know this shit stings, when Lampard joined City my soul hurt.
Xabi Alonso on his decision to join Chelsea 🗣️🔵
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Nna ke grand ka lona 👍
90 + 4’| #KC 1 (2) : 1 (3) #RA Full time score: Kaizer Chiefs 1 (2) : 1 (3) Red Arrows (After Penalties!) Kaizer Chiefs bow out of the CAF Confederation Cup #Amakhosi4Life #TotalEnergiesCAFCC #KCOneAfrica #LoveAndPeace #TheKingdomRises
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Ka formal attire
You'll be in the office 5 days a week.
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We used to identify cars by the shape of their lights. These days, if you can’t see shit, 9 times out of 10 it’s a Mazda CX5
The LED lights on these newer model cars are gonna kill us yaz.There must be some kind of regulation on them soon, ngeke they are ridiculously blinding💔..
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Yanited about to catch 5 here 🤣
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Mason Mount touching Bebe levels of worst signing of all time at Yanited
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Putting your entire business logic on the client side and calling it architecture… you can minify your code all you want, guys like this will feast on your app. A client’s device is not your vault
I reverse engineered Tinder
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I’m still crying about House 22
Has PTA ever replaced peak Ayepyep with all these new places?
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