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khadija 🪐

@Keeeeeeja

kreative human bean | 🫘

 London, England
Joined May 2009
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Maryam (@hell_line0) profile picture
Maryam
@hell_line09h
There is a reason ships had to enforce “women and children first”, men would literally trample their own wives and children to get to the lifeboats. The only reason more women than men survived the Titanic was because the crew held the men back with guns...
🖤 (@deba2dxr) profile picture🖤@deba2dxr9h
28 Weeks Later has the biggest douche in all of horror history.
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@xevekiahNov 2
A man can’t even wait 6 weeks for his wife to heal from childbirth.
Emery (@_emeryww) profile pictureEmery
@_emerywwNov 1
Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus. I don’t think a modern woman could wait even a month.
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I trust him because only a real millennial makes jokes about kys
We Good in the North (@WWFerguson2) profile pictureWe Good in the North@WWFerguson29h
Friendly reminder for everyone that this was Zohran Mamdani as the votes were rolling in in his race in 2025:
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Trench@lacedracksss11h
Replying to @kissmeharda
i been bumping shoulders wit em all 2026
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bimbo.astro@starlitebimboNov 2
I saw on ig that the only Greek god who didn’t abuse women was Ares which confirms all of my statements about Aries being innocuous
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Oloye the Great
@mustythegre8Nov 2
being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling
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@omotodun_Nov 2
Nahh 😂the finger point he said “you’ll pay for this”
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Ruby Diamond@ASamanthaNov 2
I hate this poor child went thru this but I love that they took every adult in her life to jail. The mother the stepfather the grandmother everybody locked up
People (@people) profile picturePeople
@peopleNov 1
Mother Sentenced to 7 Consecutive Life Terms After Her 11-Year-Old Daughter Gives Birth at Home to Stepfather’s Baby people.com/mom-gets-7-life-s…
Mother Sentenced to 7 Consecutive Life Terms After Her 11-Year-Old Daughter Gives Birth at Home to...

Mother Sentenced to 7 Consecutive Life Terms After Her 11-Year-Old Daughter Gives Birth at Home to...

Oklahoma mother Cherie Walker was sentenced to seven consecutive life sentences after failing to protect her 11-year-old daughter from sexual abuse by her husband, who is the girl’s stepfather, and...

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The Soviet Union sent the first woman to space in the same year.
LBN (@thelbnviralpost) profile pictureLBN@thelbnviralpostNov 1
People's Reaction To A Woman Being A Pilot In 1963
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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ (@Wydenzoo) profile picture
𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩
@WydenzooNov 1
Odysseus gave her a kingdom, a throne and a title. I don't think a modern man could manage even a chair.
Emery (@_emeryww) profile pictureEmery
@_emerywwNov 1
Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus. I don’t think a modern woman could wait even a month.
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He's genuinely bisexual and the part of his brain that remembered to be closeted has been eaten away by dementia
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 1
Trump: Bernie was hot
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btw this is why black people are seen as inherently “cool”
Niontay (@sexafterchurch) profile pictureNiontay@sexafterchurchOct 31
If being “punk rocker” is to be “anti establishment” wats more punk den being a nigga lmao
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LADS!!!
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 1
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is “open” to payouts in health and education for Commonwealth countries to make up for Britain’s role in the slave trade [@Telegraph]
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Donal Trom 🍊 (@kushtiem) profile picture
Donal Trom 🍊@kushtiemNov 2
Gentrification ruined everything.
Gaurav Sabnis (@gauravsabnis) profile pictureGaurav Sabnis@gauravsabnisNov 1
As much as I loved London, I was surprised at how early it goes to bed. I was expecting an NYC style night life that goes on until at least 4 AM. But walking around central London at 3 AM was a surprisingly empty street experience.
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I suggest people in the UK take the governments warning about having an emergency stocking pile seriously!
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorldNov 2
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by cyber-attack bbc.in/4zilPiF
Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

The temperature of freezers in several shops across Europe reportedly rose to as high as 50C.

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bleak__
@0xbleakNov 1
this is what people mean when they call someone street smart
Sara 2.0 (@SaraBangtan07) profile pictureSara 2.0@SaraBangtan07Oct 31
She gets it. She just does
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Cxspxxr✘🧸 (@_6signxxx) profile picture
Cxspxxr✘🧸
@_6signxxxNov 1
Clearly a girl dad. He knew things just got better for his daughters future
LBN (@thelbnviralpost) profile pictureLBN@thelbnviralpostNov 1
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Donal Trom 🍊@kushtiemNov 1
Social contract is broken. I was choking on a chip going down the escalators inn Camden Town station and I’m sure more than 100 people passed by, watching me in distress.
Leah Goodridge (@leahfrombklyn) profile pictureLeah Goodridge@leahfrombklynOct 31
I am in disbelief that after Javits Frimpong was shot in the stomach, he laid there on the concrete for 30 minutes b/c multiple people saw him, walked by and didn’t call 911. He could’ve survived. So many people failed him and that’s a reflection of a “me first” community.
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Lou@LP__92Nov 1
I have not known a ‘prosperous’ year in my entire adult life.
BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) profile pictureBBC Politics
@BBCPoliticsOct 29
"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

'Painful' years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall

Budget forecasts show growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.

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Mak
@mak_auraOct 31
The way he turned the second he heard his name was so cute 😭
👽 (@awwheyuu) profile picture👽@awwheyuuOct 31
A young elephant hears his name and decides to interrupt an interview
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