A butthurt Trump copes by defending the Cheesecake Factory: "I fix things very good, very beautifully and I always build beautiful and inexpensive... He said, this isn't a Cheesecake Factory, can you believe it, which is a very successful company... He doesn't like successful companies"

‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

This is going to get a lot of use over the next week.

With just over a week to go, the latest polling and spending decisions make one thing clear: the battle for the House is being fought deep in Trump country. Democrats are now competitive in districts Trump won by more than 15 points. Here’s why:

After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm ET at State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told @ramonashelburne. More: spr.ly/6019BH9u3V

The Wizards have MORE WINS than the Commanders this season... Wizards: 2 Commanders: 1 It's October 26th... 😬😬

I love how GW Bush winning in 2004 by 50k votes in Ohio was a legacy ensuring mandate, but Trump sweeping all 7 swing states, including winning states a 2nd time only he has won for the GOP in 40yrs, while winning by 2 million votes is "barely winning"

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NEW Crystal Ball: The great @JeffESchapiro on the key House races and overall dynamics in VIRGINIA, where Democrats may come close to achieving the gains that their failed gerrymander sought centerforpolitics.org/crysta…

For most Americans, the most exciting thing about Election Day is it means the end of campaign commercials

For anyone curious about what it actually looked like to kill a generation of functioning cars, here’s an actual video from 2009 and brief explanation: The dealer first replaces the oil with sodium silicate solution. It’s a clear-ish liquid that crystallizes under extreme heat. As the engine warms up the solution begins to form small abrasive crystals in the oil system that shred the bearing and score the cylinder walls. Within seconds of starting the car you can see smoke billowing from the exhaust, this is the crystals scratching the cylinder walls and leaving small grooves for oil and solution to leak past into the combustion chamber and ignite/evaporate, producing the white smoke. Pretty soon the entire crankcase is full of crystals and freshly shredded metal flakes, the engine seizes. It took about 40 seconds in this video. Some engines reportedly lasted up to 7 minutes, but all were destroyed. That strikes me as sort of sad in a way, like watching a great warrior slowly lose a heroic last stand. Now, this is the part that gets insanely wasteful. These cars were sent to federally approved recycling facilities where they had 180 days to sell the non-engine parts before they were required to prove that they had shred the entire thing into scrap steel. But, in talking to a guy who ran one such facility at the time, he typically just sent them straight to the crusher. The timeframes allotted weren’t long enough to dismantle all of the cars, and even if you could, the marginal prices of the parts was greatly diminished. You cannot sell 1000 transmissions when only 50 went bad that year, they became worthless. So just like that, in order to increase prosperity and save the environment, 677,000 entire running cars and trucks were turned directly into rebar worth a few cents per pound. The entire Obama administration was like a chapter out of atlas shrugged.

Biden wins in '24 if he just doesn't do that 1 stupid debate. All his handlers were insane for having an 80 year old fly from Europe to a west coast fundraiser and then back to the east coast for marathon cramming sessions. In old days they'd commit sepuku for such negligence.

This week, President Donald J. Trump will visit: MONDAY (10/26): Corinth, Mississippi TUESDAY (10/27): Corpus Christi, Texas TUESDAY (10/27): Lubbock, Texas WEDNESDAY (10/28): Chillicothe, Ohio FRIDAY (10/30): Daytona, Florida SUNDAY (11/1): Dubuque, Iowa Vice President JD Vance will visit: MONDAY (10/26): Belgrade, Montana MONDAY (10/26): Topeka, Kansas TUESDAY (10/27): Howell, Michigan MORE TO COME... 👀

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob closed the old Cheesecake Factory. So when Vivek Ramaswamy promised to legalize child rape, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then Obama said something elitist.

The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t