Seeker after truth, drinker of tequila, general bon viveur, and tinfoil-hat wearing conspiracy theorist. Former Englishman (failed). Just a normal guy.

California, USA
Joined June 2009
If you don't feel you're being played, then consider that as being a sure sign that you are.
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Some family members are going crazy about the possible ban on TikTok. I don't care. They're ragging on me because I don't care, but, still, I don't care.
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The 2024 Presidential election sure won't be dull!
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Had a dream the other night. It was 2030, and a time traveler appeared from the year 2150. He asked me: "Say, is the Cybertruck on sale yet?"
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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To Tweet or not to Tweet. Well, if you don't, then Elon will remove you.
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To Tweet, or not to Tweet? That could soon be the question.
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I've reached that "certain age" where I've joined a select band of guys who wander around places like Lowe's and Home Depot, vainly searching for what we want.
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To vax, or not to vax? I'm so over that. I've gone back to arguing with my friends about which Linux DE is the best.
Jack goes. Jack doesn't go. I fear his legacy will live on regardless.
I've been told that I'm a bot, but I appear to be self-aware, so am I the first such "being" here, or are there others?
If you see this, and you messaged me recently, please do it again. I see the message notification each time I open Twitter, but I can't see the message! It's driving me crazy!
Frustrating! Somebody sent me a message, but it doesn't appear in the messenger, so I don't know who sent it, or what it says.
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Odd! Twitter tells me I have a message, but I can't see it!
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Got hacked on Facebook about 4 weeks ago. Since then I've waited for help from Facebook. Thing is, nobody at Facebook cares.
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Thanks for those responses, my friends. I'm so grateful you took the time to let me know about ways to save the account. I shall follow up on them and let you know what happens!
Is my vaccinated relative shedding all over me? It could be the end. I never wanted to live forever, anyway.