@KellyCollette

Stand up comedian (DryBar, CMT, SF Sketchfest, Limestone, Sirius XM, NPR) I'm not famous but my friends are.

kellycollettecomedy.com
Joined August 2009
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📣 JUST ANNOUNCED 📣 Comedian @KellyCollette will be opening for @traecrowder's Just Me & Y'all Tour at @thebrowntheatre on July 23! 🎟 Get tickets now at bit.ly/KPATraeCrowder.
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Because he started watching The Bear without me… your Honor.
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Curt Simic@csimic932 Jun 2023
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@KellyCollette Great to have you back in Btown! @LimestoneFest – at Indiana, USA
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Smash Indy@HarderBrunch29 May 2023
She’s not like other Mom’s, because she doesn’t have any kids. Comedian @KellyCollette is in studio for the Indy 500. youtu.be/zPrydpIUXMc
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Tony Pike
@tony_pike1511 Apr 2023
Tomorrow! Cincy360 on @espn1530 will have @MoveTheSticks talk all things NFL draft, we’re talking Reds,Bearcats, Muskies, FCC and more! And to cap it all off, comedian @KellyCollette will join me ahead of her return to Cincinnati this weekend. – at Sharonville, OH
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📼 we’ve got new new from @KellyCollette Check it here: youtu.be/cwKuc7SuhSk

Kelly Collette | Put it on Tape: Cincinnati

Cincinnati-based comedian Kelly Collette discusses most troubling p...

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Excited to announce... The Yard Comedy Party! Downtown LA on Tues Feb 7! (Which also happens to be my 36th bday!) Private venue. RSVP / get 5$ presale tix to recieve address on day of. restlessnites.com/events/the… @JAdomian @ayobrobro @brookswheelan @KellyCollette @PallaviGunalan
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This Week at Helium: @TKKIRKLAND headlines the weekend + @NotSteveRogers in the upstairs room, @KellyCollette records her album, Open Mic night + @thebizznizz on Wednesday! Grab your tickets: bit.ly/3AN2jN8
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"You're actually doing a very good service, making people laugh in troubled times. It makes people feel less alone." Comedian @KellyCollette sat down to talk with us about the importance of laughing through the tough stuff. womenofcincy.org/home/kelly-…

A Chat with Cincinnati Comedy Queen Kelly Collette on Life and Covens — Women of Cincy

Talking to Kelly Collette is so easy. From the moment I met her, it felt like I’d known her as a friend for years. She is the person you spend a Friday night with on the couch with a glass of wine,...

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Zach Wycuff@Wach_Zycuff22 Aug 2022
Sometimes your friends know you better than you know yourself. @KellyCollette
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Thad@thadmckee17 Aug 2022
Listen to "Kelly Collette / Tanner Harshman" by The Drunk Dial Podcast . ⚓ anchor.fm/drunk-dial/episode… @DykeMichaels @KellyCollette @lumpytennahcles

Kelly Collette / Tanner Harshman by The Drunk Dial Podcast

Kelly Collette, is one of the funniest comedians from the midwest. Her witticism, hilarity and presence on stage does not go unnoticed amongst fans and comedians! She is well liked and very clever on...

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@KellyCollette this Thursday Downtown Indy. Tickets on sale now! eventbrite.com/e/red-flag-co…
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Bury me under a pile of pizza thrown by Katy Perry.
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valentine@METlCHE3 Aug 2022
One time I watched this girl eat an entire sandwich plus chips on the airplane and then after we landed she called her bf n said she was starving bc all she ate was the free pretzels
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I have no idea how to talk to men. Like, how’s that meat you’re eating? do you enjoy your business job? are you aware that you’re suppressing all your emotions, or is it happening subconsciously?
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@KellyCollette will be performing in Indy August 11th. Grab your tickets today! eventbrite.com/e/red-flag-co…
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Tonight is the last We Still Like You: Louisville for who knows how long! Catch tonight’s show one last time at 8 - with a storytellers @KellyCollette @hannaljungholm @Gretchstarr @JAdkinsComedy and pt. 2 of Krista Matheny’s story from last month!
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Once I get out of there cozy socks it’s over for you bitches
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jamie lissow
@jamie_lissow9 Jul 2022
I once tipped a lady doing a first time pedicure for me $50. She didn't even smile she just looked at it like 'yeah thats about right" for the work she had to do. Two more shows tonight @FunnyBoneClubs Liberty, OH with @KellyCollette!
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billy
@billyinohio20 Jun 2022
the prophecy has been fulfilled
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