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Alt of @Celt_mane, currently suspended for a month

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Joined January 2022
Y'all fucking report ANYTHING
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Mother is a Catholic, Father is a Protestant and I'm Non Binary and satanist lmao
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wtf a house just drove past my car
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I'd suck both
Las vergas son naturalmente feas y las tetas son simplemente hermosas
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Again, walked past one and asked me if I'd join church on Sunday and I just stared him dead in the eyes for a good 10 seconds then walked off before he said "It's not too late to Repent" FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING SKY DADDY
Walked past one of those annoying guys in Glasgow who try to get people to join their church while wearing a Baphomet Pentagram shirt and he was deadass just deathstaring at me like he wanted to say something
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Walked past one of those annoying guys in Glasgow who try to get people to join their church while wearing a Baphomet Pentagram shirt and he was deadass just deathstaring at me like he wanted to say something
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I love it when polls just backfire on the idiots who make them
Which country is the least moral?
7%“Palestine”
6%Russia
5%Iran
82%United States
4,077 votes • Final results
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Can we stop sexualising porn?
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Officially 7 days on E
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I don't care of you got an ass, breasts or a cock I love most bodies all the same
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I'm not particularly into old, hairy, really fat guys or the stereotypical gay guy, those are my only exceptions.
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And when I say really fat I'm talking like, you can't touch both hands behind your back typa fat, anything lower than that is fine
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_____ __... You know what, you alr know what this tweet is gonna say. Just give me the likes
My dad called me a sneedhon
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Yo this isn't funny my uncle died of a Herobrine overdose
Heroine says Trans Rights! And Fuck Notch!
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Elon put my main into a 30 day read only mode and I've already gotten a second hit tweet on my third day of using an alt
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I've shaved twice already and I still have stuble :////////////
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Oh no, not the kinemaster killer bean dancing video 😰
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I wish I were like, 5'9 instead of 6' sometimes
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I just checked my main there, how the fuck am I gaining followers while suspended
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I'm so funny my own tweets are appearing on my own twitter feed
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When you and another antitheist are arguing with a religious person and they say "Jesus isn't real"
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>Sheep genetically modified and bred specifically for harvesting wool "It must have been god!!"
İşte bu Cenabı Hakkın bu hayvanları sadece bizim için yarattığının vesikasıdır. Hayvanı kırkan olmasa ağırlığından telef olacak. Veganlar iman nikah tazelesin hemen.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bu videodaki koyun evcil bir ırktır (Merino gibi); insan seçilimiyle sürekli yün üreten şekilde yetiştirilmiştir ve kırkılmaya muhtaçtır. Yabani koyunlar yünlerini mevsimsel olarak doğal yolla döker. farmpertise.com/how-do-sheep-s… scienceinfo.net/how-does-a-she… canberratimes.com.au/national/act/c…
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