@KenpoDBA

SQL MCM and co-owner of MinionWare Software and MidnightSQL Consulting. Author of the world famous Minion tools.

 Irving, TX
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Joined November 2012
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Replying to @MichaelCohen212
@MichaelCohen212 I just sent you an email, but it might not be the right one. The site looks like a honeypot. So I'm posting them here too. 1. I've never heard you say how congress found out you lied to them. 1/3
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2. I keep hearing ppl say that if SCOTUS keeps up the way they are, they won't survive the stench... what does that mean?  Cause they're not getting rid of them, so practically, what does that mean? 3. What would happen if a new president refused to take the oath of office? 2/3
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4. What if we had both sides certify that the election was clean BEFORE counting the votes?  They'd have a harder time calling shenanigans.  So they do their investigations, get everything out they need to, then see who won.  What do you think? 3/3
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I'm presenting next week on SQL uptime. It's a virtual session, so no pants required.
Blue and black graphic with the text: Learn SQL Server: Uptime.... March 17 11:00 AM CST ... (etc)

ALT Blue and black graphic with the text: Learn SQL Server: Uptime.... March 17 11:00 AM CST ... (etc)

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I'm presenting a little later today...
MinionWare@HeyMinionWare16 Feb 2022
Categorizing your databases is a critical step of consolidating SQL Server. We'll talk about why live, tomorrow (Thursday Feb 17) at 11am CST. Register: tinyurl.com/2022-02-LearnSQL
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I wish I had a servant just to fill my pepper Mills
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Hey everyone, I'm on BitDefender... does anyone have an AV you like better?
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Greatly enjoying my new spurtles from @tjaybelt. They fit my wok perfectly. Unfortunately my dog ate my favorite one 20min after I got it. But y, these things are fabulous.
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Today's bread
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Can you find the secret word? It won't solve the puzzle but it starts with a B and it uses all the letters.
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Sometimes I simply love getting resumes...
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Thanks for that... @MidnightDBA
Randy Grogan@RandyGrogan11 May 2021
Replying to @KenpoDBA
I think it's, if you feel froggy, jump! It's basically a taunt. Meaning, I'm ready to fight if you are...
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Ok, I don't get this... someone today said, if you feel foggy then jump... What the hell does fog have to do with anything...
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Okay maybe there's something in politics I just don't understand. They keep talking about the extreme French taking over the Republican party. What do we have against the French?
I guess I'm settling in for a long day of coding.
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I just heard another one that I don't understand. I heard someone talking about so-and-so squealing like a stuffed pig. How can I pig that's been stuffed make any noise?
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What do they mean when they talk about the call before the storm... What am I not getting?
Here's another one I don't get... everyone keeps talking about massive voter frog... WTF is that? Is that an expression I don't know about?
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I'm always hearing people say they wish they'd known something from the gecko. I've never understood what that means. As in... "I wish I'd known there were extra costs from the gecko". Does anyone know the etymology of that saying?
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This is how I do cornbread
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We're again both settling in for a long day of coding.
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