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10 years ago the British Writers Awards said my book “would engage a specific audience in their late teens & early 20s with its fast pace, snappy dialogue, sexual overtones and gratuitous swearing". I’ve yet to do anything with it. #majorprocrastination
getawaywiththefairies.com – at Chelmsford, East
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Still available to buy for Christmas*! Now That’s What I Played My Baby When She Was… 1 - songs that defined the year 🤣
*not actually available to buy. If you want a free gift subscribe to @KPBpresents on YouTube.
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It’s not yet 11am and I’ve reached the ‘sit and watch the house being destroyed around you in exhaustion’ stage of parenting a toddler. 😩
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Currently in Disneyland Paris. Have you seen our neighbours?! #bussy🏴
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My series continues, with three ways you can save money on your Mounjaro.
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I’m at that awkward stage with my YouTube channel where you can start to make money… but only if you ask your friends to give it to you. 😬 #YouTube
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Because honesty and oversharing is very on brand for me. #mounjaro
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Oh thank goodness this is a real thing.
"What's wrong?"
Oh, nothing. I was just fully immersed in my writing, but had to stop to focus on life responsibilities, and now my mind is floating in this weird state of being in the real world and being in the world of my book, and it's making me cranky and irritable.
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When you’re posting videos about your 4.5 year surrogacy process and Twitter still believes you’re under 18 🤣🤷🏼♂️
Having A Baby Via Surrogacy - a step by step guide | UK Edition
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My #hairtransplant journey - from pre- to 18 months post - is still proving helpful a few years on. Leave a question if you want to know more.
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Talking #surrogacy with @thetravellingsurrogate. Worth a watch if you have questions or are on an IVF journey.
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Captain Kevman retweeted
Kim was a bloody legend. She once told me off because I looked like her in drag.
#kimwoodburn
Don’t Rush Challenge – with a surprise cameo from Kim Woodburn!
youtu.be/W3eq5OFjBN0
Kim was a bloody legend. She once told me off because I looked like her in drag.
#kimwoodburn
Don’t Rush Challenge – with a surprise cameo from Kim Woodburn!
youtu.be/W3eq5OFjBN0
Surrogacy isn’t easy. And no one tells you where to start. That’s why I made this.
A real, honest guide to having a baby via a surrogate — from someone who’s done it.
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#Surrogacy #FamilyBuilding #LGBTQFamily #PrideMonth #pride
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I get the scoop with a UK Egg Donor. Some useful stuff here if you’re interested in assisted pregnancy or surrogacy.
#surrogacy #ivf #infertility
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Come on trolls, it’s my birthday. Tell me again how awful I am for becoming a dad. #surrogacy #surrogacyrocks
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How much does surrogacy cost in the uk? Find out here…
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