Editor @mgrmagazine / Director / god gamer

//Los Angeles//
Joined April 2010
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They’ve shorted the amount of tater tots in a bag. Is nothing sacred?
My family has always been “no cheese” for tater tot hotdish idk
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In YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, you truly see Elizabeth Holmes. You can see the CEO. The fraudster. The mother. The liar. The victim. The perpetrator. The genius. The fool. The woman making scrambled eggs. And yet, you can still not see her at all. merrygoroundmagazine.com/you…
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With Masahiro Sakurai.
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I had a really weird freakout moment during the Nathan Fielder-Elizabeth Holmes movie, not because of anything crazy in the movie, but because I saw the Austin, TX Airbnb they stayed in the night before Holmes went to jail and realized I stayed in the same one for my buddy's bachelor party shortly thereafter.
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That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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he literally helped cut funding for cancer research
If Elon created a cancer vaccine, people would complain about the size of the needle.
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Holy smokes, a killer pair of ‘Best of Double Fine’ Humble Bundles is here! Pay at least $5 for 7 games, or $8 for 11 games?! That’s almost TOO good to be true. 🧐 But it’s 100% true, and it’s happening right now: humblebundle.com/games/doubl…
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Cevin Kookman retweeted
To be clear, the only reason I was able to reach Heidi was because young Palestinians provided cover with rocks against machine-gun- and tear-gas-wielding settlers and soldiers. It’s those kids, not the settler terrorists, who the IDF was hunting after the attack.
This is @infinite_jaz rushing to help Heidi under fire from Israeli settlers slings
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An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
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Sources have told me that Abdul's team refuse to let him sleep and require him to roam around Detroit at night until he finds a journalist to talk to
Abdul El-Sayed shares spicy popcorn and Gatorade with TMZ DC at a Detroit parking lot
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Cevin Kookman retweeted
the two thoughts that you must hold in your head: 1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today. 2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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Cevin Kookman retweeted
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Hillary Clinton interviewing a 100 year old French clown
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Destined to be framed as a "misunderstood masterpiece" by guys who, like Alejandro Gonzalez Iñáritu, love big swings but have never dreamed of a target in their lives, DIGGER is fine for highlighting global hypocrisy but is worth very little beyond that. merrygoroundmagazine.com/if-…
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Van is one of the funniest guys in the world. He’ll be the smartest person in the room on a CNN panel one day, and then less than a month later he’ll be on the Rewatchables fan casting his dream Star Wars porn parody.
Here’s the rest of the answer: Nope I'm not concerned with any of that, because all of that is a lie. All of that is a concoction by people like yourselves. What you guys seek to do is to play on the deepest fears of the American public in order to discredit him.
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You see a bunch of French zoomers shut down entire cities to protest cuts and then you come on here and see a bunch of Americans, who fancy themselves socialists, get their panties in a bunch because some protestors chanted at Zohran. Good lord.
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It finally happened... I am on @BookCameo Do your worst internet v.cameo.com/e/cRkd82UX26b
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You will be able to see Jason fully nude in the shower in Grand Theft Auto VI Source: IGN
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The 9yo borrowed a Simpsons book from the library and was sorely disappointed
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