Parody account of Kevin Foster- possibly the worst MP Torbay ever knew. Ex Secretary of State for Sausage Rolls. Seeking work in the savoury slice industry.

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Joined February 2022
YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DID IT🍾🍾🍾 What’s the going rate on the doll these days chaps? Off to sign on tomorrow and get a bargain bucket for breakfast. Bliss.
Lib Dem GAIN Torbay from Conservatives
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Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account retweeted
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.
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Going to a children’s cancer ward tomorrow to take some selfies cuddling them. #KevCares #Photo-op
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How many selfies outside of Torbay public buildings do I have to take until I get to be MP again?
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Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account retweeted
How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter
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Probably @kevin_j_foster. She’s already got more followers than he managed in 9 years as an MP…
I regret to inform twitter that someone is trying to delete Jennie’s wikipedia page. I am absolutely disgusted and saddened by this, and we MUST do something to stop her losing her page! Wikipedia must write an apology to @SteveDarlingMP for trying to hide jennie!
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I was so ineffectual at my job I’ve continued doing it despite being sacked and literally nobody notices or cares…
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Greggs AND Shoe Zone? I spent five years courting their vote and this is how they repay me
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Police have now regained control of the town centre after Greggs, Shoe Zone, Lush and other shops were looted
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Didn’t realise Newsnight ran a section for the unemployed
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Our new MP’s dog has been on Twitter for 24 hours and already has more followers than the ousted @kevin_j_foster managed in 9 years.
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Has nobody had the heart to tell him he lost yet? Pretty weird, even for him.
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Realised I couldn’t put my lunchtime sausage rolls on expenses today. Only had 4. Gutted.
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I pretended to have a passion for conference level football for a year and this is how the electorate repay me.
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
OHHHHHHH HELLLLLL YES !!!!!!!!!!
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
You want picking up in the morning pal? @kevin_j_foster
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90 MINUTES TO SEND ME BACK TO COVENTRY.
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a Darling Torbay kinda day 💪🧡 #Torbay
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Does anybody want to rent an office space in Torre? Comes with a free cut out of my face.
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