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Key

@KeyyySW

29 / Platinum Chaser🏆

 England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2015
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Arsenal pretty much bought Konsa (£50m) as a temporary fix for 3 months until Saliba was back. Whilst Man Utd are still relying on the same back 4 from 2022. & that’s probably why they’re champions & we’re in a relegation scrap.
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Might start the Brighton Stand! Good ownership, vision, recruitment and style of play. And would sack a manager who didn't fit in with the above and had one win in 9
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We’re currently 18th and in the relegation zone and our fans are clapping off the manager and players 😂
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Rest in peace, Manchester United Football Club.
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Yeah, United, the richest and biggest club in the land, overspent in the 1990s. 😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡 Highest spending clubs in England between 1990 and 2000: United were 10th. 😂
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The Cells View (@TheCellsView) profile pictureThe Cells View
@TheCellsViewOct 29
Replying to @Cantona_Collars
Almost like Utd were breaking the rules by overspending off the pitch & match fixing on it with media failing to report it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sounds familiar
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United play tomorrow.
Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) profile pictureDomino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKOct 30
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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England
@EnglandOct 26
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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The only reason there’s any uncertainty about who will win the Ballon d’Or this year is because Harry Kane put up those numbers, not anyone else. If Mbappe or Yamal put up the numbers Kane did, everyone would already have unanimously agreed the trophy is theirs.
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If this was a clip from the Bundesliga it'd have 50k likes.
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Bart@UtdBartOct 10
Ahh yes, Yoro played so well for FRANCE at CENTRE BACK that we’ll push him to right back to accommodate the vegan midget butcher and the broken fridge.
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This isn’t about the transfer window. It’s about fitness and coaching. Sorry.
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Jon@jonmufc44Oct 10
6 points from 6 games and we've played against two promoted teams, ten men at home twice, and the bottom team in the league twice.
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🚨 FC 27 is already one of the BEST FIFA titles in years ✅ Gameplay is GOOD ✅ Gallery is INSANE ✅ New SBC system is a WIN ✅ Skill is rewarded ✅ Menus are FAST HUGE GAME 🐐 #FC27
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Manchester United’s out-of-possession stats in the PL this season: - 20th in distance at high intensity - 20th in time spent at high intensity - 20th in sprints - 20th in time sprinting - 17th in % of time walking out of possession [sky]
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What do you notice after Zirzkee won the ball?
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94:41 This ball shouldn't have been hoofed, play it to Bruno or even Yoro to Bruno that eats time but he hoofed it straight back to Everton 🤦🏼‍♂️. Little moments like these are what separates 3points from 1. PS; please this isn't a post to attack the player, I am simply saying he should have done way better, but I understand emotions are high and he just wanted to clear danger
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Cal@cxllumlfc100Sep 6
Goals like these are HILARIOUS when it’s not your team, he’s never scoring a goal like that again😭😭😭😭😭
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@SkySportsPLSep 6
"That is something SPECIAL!" Ainsley Maitland-Niles earns a draw for Everton on his debut with an unbelievable 96th minute strike! 🤯
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@DanisMCFCSep 6
GABRIEL CLEARLY KICKS MARTINEZ IN THE FACE HE SHOULD BE GIVEN A RED CARD THIS IS RIDICULOUS teapawt.org/TMediaPP/status/209662…
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🚨#BREAKING: Judge declares mistrial in Lindsay Clancy murder case after hung jury. A single LONE MAN held out against the many to not let her off. GOD BLESS THAT MAN!!!!!!
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Paul Scholes now says that if he was playing today he’d choose City over United. Nicky Butt agrees. Zero shame. Utterly shameful.
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