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Joined January 2011
Anyway, the next chapter in ODI cricket is the upcoming WC. We're hosting the 2027 WC and we'll likely be represented by an untransformed team, much like this πŸ‘‡πŸΎ 2015 team. Looking at potential incomings, we'll have regressed in that regard. A necessary uncomfortable conversation
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Heh banna 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @Shednotty
Unreal distribution . At his peak he could find a prostitute in a congregation
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Ladies, get your myself a man who can do both
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"Now is the time for unity..." Yet it was very convenient for you people to freeze out non branch members. Fokof Kaizer Motaung Junior and your useless salary thief, Vina Maphosa. Fuck all of you for fucking up our club!
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Does our first goal count as a setpiece goal?
Our defence coming up trumps at both ends πŸ’ͺ Enjoy highlights of our 2-0 win over Everton, Gooners! πŸ“Ί
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Wait, isn't this what we as guys are always ridiculed for? That we usually hang out to talk and laugh about a whole lot of nothing? Like literally do nothing else but hang out and laugh while enjoying a few drinks? I mean, liming can involve drinks and sometimes even food. He has actually described a typical "ko majiteng" scenario. We're just not weird about it by actually asking what's in your heart. We simply talk without making it awkward!
Trevor Noah on why guys always need "the third thing" to hang out. @Trevornoah
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We're not denying his talent. However, you're rather naive if you think or believe that the United Cricket Board would have selected a player of colour without any external influence. Talented or not, Gibbs was indeed a quota boy. Without the external pressure, we might well have seen another Boeta Dippenaar take his place 😏
Guys agenda aside, let’s not lie man. As much of a doos the old guy is, his craft speaks for itself. Playing the affirmative card on him is one thing that won’t pass. He was always going to be a Protea πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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ToO MaNy coRnErs! NoT eNoUgh CorNeRs! ToO SoFt! ToO pHYsical! CaNT wIN diRTY! OnLy WiN DiRTy! CAnT WiN PlAyiNg PreTty! THey neED TO EnTerTaIN!
Arsenal’s set piece goals have dried up this season, with ZERO to their name from corners so far 😬 At this stage last season, the Gunners had already scored SIX on their way to a record-breaking 19...
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The fact I got this immediately πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ True though
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Temba Bavuma's 179 deserves to be ranked among the greatest Test match innings by any captain anywhere. Dragged out of the pits of despair at 110-6, South Africa then bowled the Aussies out twice in 149 overs to win by an innings. Stupendous.
🚨 MATCH RESULT 🚨 What a phenomenal game, what an incredible display from #TheProteas! An absolutely heart-stopping performance! 🀩 Bavuma led the way with the bat, and our bowlers ran riot with the ball! πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯ #TheProteas level the series 1-1 with a comprehensive victory by an innings and 31 runs! πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ #Unbreakable #SAvAUS
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It's such a shame that this is not a 5 match series. We are STARVED of test cricket as South Africans 😞
Test cricket, you win 🍿
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PUT AUSTRALIA IN AGAIN, YOU COWARDS! There are still 20 overs to go!
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Replying to @wutube
The only problem is they wouldn’t beat any of the top 3 πŸ‘@abcsport
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You reckon?
Replying to @LawrenceBailey0
Anyway SA is not winning this test with this defensive approach.
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For an innings victory. That's what!
Lights getting bad but we still batting on .. what for
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The Proteas need a miracle in session 3. Australia favourites to draw this test.
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Masterful tactical awareness. An win by an innings as a result. You remain a useless, idiotic, rage baiting hater
Temba Bavuma showed zero tactical awareness here. He had a massive lapse in judgment at a crucial moment. Instead of declaring 40 minutes earlier to chase four quick wickets before the close of play, he chose to chase a personal milestone. He completely forgot that we are severely pressed for time. Now, Australia will comfortably bat this out for a draw, and then they'll end up beating us when we get to Cape Town.
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That's where both parents raising a child comes in
I genuinely don’t think I’m mature enough to be a parent. Like, emotionally, I don’t know if I have the patience to practise gentle parenting. I also don’t believe in using physical force to discipline children. What am I supposed to do when I have a child who refuses to listen nje? Or one who never stops talking? God forbid, but a child that starts drinking out of nowhere? Omg. 😭
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Hang on... It was on radio??? Is that what radio has degenerated into? An extension of social media discourse? Ai no go padile
Heard this on radio this morning. What on earth are your kids doing at someone’s house at 9AM in the morning???
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Big Vern referring to Steve Smith as Steve Smit is dusting me πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Wiaan Mulder gets the massive wicket of Travis Head πŸ”₯ He goes in a way all too familiar for him, another drag on
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