Warcraft and FFXIV! Proprietor of the Rusty Rivet dive bar! Shitposting, yapping, it’s all just whatever. Taken 🫶🏻

Empyreum Ward 17, Plot 31
Joined June 2022
Btw I’m looking for more #ffxiv mutuals! I’m on Mateus, fairly casual, mostly achievement hunting and RP right now 🔫 🌵 🐈
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AI is dangerous because it gives people whose scientific education comes mostly from Rick and Morty, the confidence to talk like Dr. Manhattan.
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I’ll say it again: the Forever team is in it for the love of the game, and they understand that players are actually part of that. We matter in that equation. Congrats to my friends and everyone else who was pushing for this, enjoy killing each other over there! ❤️
/wave Get your best names battle-ready: the Roleplay-PvP Ruleset becomes available at Early Name Reservation on Oct 27!
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My arrow is Limon™️ flavored.
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Everyone hold hands
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FFXIV is locking out logins indefinitely atm so I’m fucking around on season of discovery, haven’t been on in ages. It’s pretty fun how broken it is tbh lol destroying everything with aoes at level 6 in classic is weird but entertaining
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I regret logging out of FFXIV last night before bed lol
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Dude is FFXIV down AGAIN?
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I can’t wait for name reservations to go up so I can tell you guys the awesome names of my awesome Forever OCs without some rat-penis’d chungus stealing them
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Long time coming and inevitable for years, but it’s still shocking to see BioWare actually die.
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At some point killing Alliance NPCs becomes a non-option cuz they’ve offed the entire Horde cast and we’’d be left with no characters.
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If you google “archmage drenden” one of the top image results is Xal’atath in Groucho glasses. That or the midnight login screen goatse thing.
“what was your biggest impact on the internet” my fucking family members and coworkers have offhandedly referenced this goddamn post to me not knowing that I Am The Infected
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WoW: FOREVER 🤦🏼‍♂️ they’re not going anywhere. They’re not releasing content around a competitive progression schedule. Your lack of willingness to exercise self determination is a you problem. My god you people are gonna have a bad time in this game lmao
I wish these WoW Forever raids didn’t open one month after launch on December 9th. No way am I getting to level 60 in that time. Blizzard talks about slowing down and enjoying the journey then shoves endgame content at us in four weeks. news.blizzard.com/en-us/arti…
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Well he had no family or family name, and when he started building a reputation as an outlaw, his moniker became “Nine-Lives” because of the seemingly-impossible ways and number of times he kept surviving attempts on his life. When he came to Eorzea he adopted it as a surname.
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I don’t play world of warcraft
What's your best world of warcraft pick up line?
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The worst part of Titan lore becoming more prominent in retail is people who have no idea what they’re talking about get to have opinions about it, right in front of me. And it’s disgusting.
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TIL some people actually thought they were dead?
Talking in discord, and it kills me that we got the reveal about Alleria and Turalyon's survival in 12.2 not from a cinematic or a questline, but from a random presskit image at Blizzcon lol Really hoping there's some kind of twist to Alleria getting stabbed at Voidspire.
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My take on the whole SL vs MN thing is I think people are comparing poop-covered apples with poop-covered oranges. There’s more to the problems with both than just being terrible. They’re just not repeating their mistakes in Shadowlands. To quote the great Ian Malcolm:
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That one enemy you jack off against
That one friend you jack off to
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Idk man. I’m like 300 times his size and he doesn’t seem the least bit worried. I’m assuming he knows something I don’t. Makes me think twice. What ability does this hamster possess, that he’s not only unworried he’ll die, but certain he won’t? A wise man would leave him be.
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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