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Joined February 2013
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"Flexible hours"? Afraid that usually means flexible in the direction of more. ⌚️
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Monday 8:58 AM: ready to change my life. 🔥 Monday 9:04 AM: reading the first incoming e-mail sentence for the third time. 😅
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Logged off at 6 yesterday and still felt like I'd gotten away with something...
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At 1PM today an SMS arrived: “We’re moving forward with other candidates” ... Ok, and I’m moving forward with my lunch. 😄
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👀 Job hunting while employed: your own career’s corporate undercover operation. 🕵️
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"Urgent" only ever means someone else's priority. 🙋‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️
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How am I this tired? I've done one thing and it was log in! 😅
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Honored to be kept in the loop on decisions already made. 🙎‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Three pizza parties this year... zero raises.
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Found out the new hire makes more than me. Great for morale. 🚀 🤦‍♂️
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"Wear many hats" means one salary, several job descriptions. 👷+👮‍♂️+🧑‍💼+🕵️‍♀️+🧑‍🚀 = 🙋‍♂️
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I don't have hobbies. I have a job and a recovery period.
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I've been here long enough to watch my own bad ideas come back as someone else's strategy. 🙂‍↕️ 😮‍💨
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Corporate says "removing layers." Sounds less like a restructuring and more like a skincare routine. 🧴
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Unlimited PTO? That's basically "nobody will approve it" in a nicer font. 🤥 😵
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Payday is just holding the landlord's money for four business hours. 💸
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Q4 plan: be grateful for my job in public, keep 14 job tabs open in private.
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Back in the office five days a week so I can Slack someone sitting four metres away...
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Willy Wonka handed a stranger an entire factory after one tour. I need three references for a part-time role. 📝 📝 📝 🧑‍🍳
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Rockstar Games got a year-long delay "for polish." I asked for one extra day and got a 15-minute "quick sync." 🤦‍♂️
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