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"I've been looking for a soulmate all my life, but I've found only ... crocodiles!" I'm Kim! 30 🦋KimCaiman

Louisville, KY
Joined June 2015
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I need to update my old book thread but. Starting 2023 so far :)
New book thread. It’s 22 time. The goal this year is 25 books
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all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
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honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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oh my god this election is so hopeful i feel like nagito komaeda
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I love stormwater management : )
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I don’t even have the 48 laws of power guy to keep me company 😔😔😔
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MORALLY PROPLE SHOULD NOT MAKE LEFT TURNS
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Yeah buddy you’re right you deserve to hold up the clogged traffic road for ten minutes so you can turn left instead of making three right turns. You deserve other things too but that’s between you and me
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Hello had to take an emergency Lyft because I missed my train stop and ummmm guess whose just was supposed to arrive at my job six minutes ago. But some people are entitled
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just won scariest costume at my med school 😭
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My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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Me when I’m Simon the chipmunk
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Man I’m like tired of crying all the time
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LOS AMO CÓMO VAS A SER LOS CALCETINES MÁS DIVERTIDOS DEL MUNDO
Scraggy just stepped up our sock game! 🧦🔥 Pokémon Special Training - Middle Socks - Scraggy ✨ Available at the link below! 🛑 buff.ly/NuANUH7 #Pokemon #Scraggy #PokemonCollection #Cute
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The three years of intense therapeautic malpractice is. Hahaha
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Can I catch a fucking break ever
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NATHAN FIELDER: Why did the chicken cross the road ELIZABETH HOLMES: Haha NATHAN FIELDER: Do you see why that's funny can you explain the joke ELIZABETH HOLMES: ... BILLY EVANS: Cut the cameras cut the fucking cameras
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Back when I got into warrior cats I tried drawing cats… Oh my god.
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be sonic the hedgehog.
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