if you can't bet on yourself tf are you even living for

how the indians that rugged me on their $12k mc coin start acting after making their monthly salary of $20

the finest looking dudes in my fnf be like “what we pumpin today”… shi hopefully you bro 🤤

pumpfun devs finding out someone who got brutally murdered had a dog

saw a vid of a dude making $2k in tips daily working at a gay bar and if btc doesn’t hit ath by next month i now know my new career path

said 2026 was gonna be my year but the only thing that made a new ATH was my hairline and weight

dudes on here lose money and say “i know God has a plan for me” like yeah and it’s getting a 9-5 again 😭

told her i’d give her the world but the check is lowkey $11.67

we buy bundle dev coins because every once in a while the giga rapist is nice enough to let us make some money on one of his hundreds of deploys

every hinge date i bring a card i know will decline so the girl has to pay and when i say i’ll venmo them i never do

me saying goodbye to my daughter before i’m forced to sell my ass for life since the evil market makers liquidated my low risk 400x lev btc long

we went from “$10m isn’t enough to retire” to “i can live off my $100k port for life” in 2 weeks

“i’m only 17 and i haven’t made 7 figs yet, but i still have time!” pack it up dude, you’re done

muslim traders with 1000 onchain sexual assault allegations will post a 6 fig pnl talking about “God did this for me” like no bro your 70 wallets did 😭

cousin asked me “have you heard of pumpfun” and i deadass changed the subject

onchain so bad rn a $1m runner feels like a pve event 😭

“yeah bro i’mma retire me and my parents this bullrun and grind 19 hours a day just watch”

the way people talk about frank or rowdy after they buy a coin their in would put gay romance authors to shame

lost money today so i can’t afford to pay my favorite e-girl to play a game of fortnite with me :(

joked about pumpfun too much this week and someone from tel aviv legit tried to access my account

with the state of onchain rn i am less of a trader and more of a victim at this point