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@KirkJuggless
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
11h
The ground.
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
13h
Our shadows are related
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
15h
Do not speak negatively about your spouse to me
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
16h
Putting one of those big stickers that says STAY 200 FEET BACK on my mid sized sedan
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
20h
Here’s a tiny spider on my pants
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
21h
Open your mouth
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
22h
I just freed Palestine
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 4
Woke up with a raging erection again
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
I want to be observed
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
Walked by this mug and barely tapped the handle with my hand by accident and it broke off without the cup itself even moving
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
Turn around.
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
I really hate being around sensitive men
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
It’s only been 10 minutes.
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
You wouldn’t believe who i actually am
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
The forklift I inspect every morning is number 2 and it’s a Toyota
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
Mother me.
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
Why are there no statues of me anywhere
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
They barely let you have any apps on the tablets they have in prison
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 3
Listening to the FM radio app out loud through the speakers of my android tablet in my prison cell
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beaver
@KirkJuggless
Nov 2
I’m quitting seafood
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