Kitty Committee

His name should be Justin lake since he’s got no wood

I’m a girl who lowkey likes to be hunted and stalked like prey

Bouncing on it in a professional manner

Like imagine if your husband was like this after you just had a baby.

Another example:

No pre workout I just scroll through instagram

Emergency room nurses right now:

Sorry to those who watched the original bathtub scene

“Didn’t feel right”

That’s what they should’ve done to this bitch

Dressing up like Elon Musk so my boyfriend pays attention to my tweets.

Don’t be shy, drop her address.

The fact that Lizzo was supposed to be the body positive singer but she fat shamed her dance crew and then lost weight herself 😭

I have a feeling I know why you guys broke up

Watch her be the most basic preppy colorful character

Everyone is sleeping on the lime green toes

I’d literally turn into her for him

I love my questionable age gap relationship. Keeps me real.

Remember when this completely reset the environment?

“Why what happened?”