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comedian | writer | Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed. Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx. Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. #SaveStarTrekProdigy

The pleasure planet Risa
Joined December 2008
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Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown… Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Jazz musician Chuck Redd hosted the Kennedy Center annual Christmas Eve jazz event for 20 years. He cancelled this year after the Kennedy Center board at Trump's urging renamed the center the Trump-Kennedy Center. Hats off to Mr. Redd! Trump and his appointees violated the 1964 Act creating the center as a memorial for the late great President John F. Kennedy. They violated a federal law that requires Congress must vote on any renaming the Kennedy Center. #DemsUnited
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Imagine deploying the Guard to help people.
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If you control all 3 branches of government, how are you not in charge?
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
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What if the soldiers were silently protesting?
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Wide receiver C.J. Wiggins invited to #Colts rookie minicamp, per a source
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indiana jones fucking up nazis for two minutes
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The video we have all been waiting for. Kamala Harris on SNL tonight! Share to piss off Donald Trump. 🤣
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Replying to @TheFineFeminine
So ALL of them took a cooking course? And only one group cooked? Only one group cleaned? Only one group organized meetings? Only one group delegated tasks? And that’s the group that would make terrible leaders because they’re “too much drama and too emotional”?????
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3rd Duras Sister retweeted
every tom cruise run (via: @StephenSeanFord)
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"The criminal justice system seems to only work, disproportionately, when the perpetrators are not white."-Shahid Bolsen
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There's a certain kind of mindset, which we'll call "declinism," that asserts things are always getting worse. Remarkably, declinists always point to some period in history they believe was the ideal, but was, in fact, a period of decline for some other declinist.
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3rd Duras Sister retweeted
A Brief History of Nobody Dresses Well Anymore 🧵
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Why after a Pap smear they be like ima step out so you can get dressed. You done already seen everything I had to offer🤣🤣
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3rd Duras Sister retweeted
you will really know if you love a man the first time you see him with a cold. he is going to act like he has been shot. if you find it cute, you’re in love. if you want to shoot him yourself, better luck next time
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C3-PO & R2-D2 voiced by Joe Pesci and Robert DeNiro
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Saturday 9/14 9:00 at the Improv I’m hosting the Main Room. Tix link next tweet.
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I have the UTMOST respect for what Sebulba has done for the sport of podracing. But LISTEN. If you're going to tell me "Sebulba's the GOAT", then explain how come I turn on the Boonta Eve Classic and watch him GET WHOOPED by a NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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1994 NBC's The Cosby Mysteries Commercial Is absolutely unhinged
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