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any ngga you laying up with, giving your body to, giving time to, should be able to do anything you ask. & i mean anything !!!!
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James Acaster had the breakdown during the round table and that’s heavily edited right?
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It is actually everyday that these stories come out. Women might have to stop working in men's prisons
Megan Woodham, a 30 year old single mother from Wigan, worked as a healthcare assistant at HMP Risley in Warrington, carrying out routine tasks such as blood tests for prisoners.
She had spent roughly a dozen years in the role, including through the difficult period of the COVID pandemic, and had no previous criminal record.
While employed at the prison she formed a relationship with an inmate named Daniel Doran, a 32-year-old from Kirkby with a substantial history of drug supply offences.
Between late 2021 and early 2022, Woodham agreed to help Doran bring ketamine into the jail. She took delivery of packages from his criminal associates outside, concealed them, and used her staff access to carry them inside.
CCTV later captured her entering the D wing alone an area she was not normally expected to visit by herself or while carrying a bag approaching Doran’s cell and leaning in, consistent with handing him a package.
Messages and the timing of subsequent drug use by Doran supported the conclusion that the delivery had succeeded. Her involvement extended beyond the prison walls.
She allowed her home in Wigan to serve as a safehouse for parcels linked to a larger cocaine supply operation that Doran was directing from his cell with a mobile phone.
The wider network came to light after Doran’s cousin, John Butler, was stopped by police while carrying 10 kilograms of high purity cocaine, estimated to have a street value of around £1 million.
Phone data recovered from that seizure revealed the coordinated movements of drugs and money, including Woodham’s role in storing and moving packages.
After a trial at Liverpool Crown Court, Woodham was convicted of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs (cocaine) and conspiracy to supply Class B drugs (ketamine) by smuggling the latter into HMP Risley.
On 10 January 2023 she was sentenced to six years in prison. Doran received 15 years and another co-defendant, Kelsey Higgins, received 13½ years.
When the sentence was passed, Woodham burst into tears, turned to family members in the public gallery and said “I love you.” Her defence had argued that she possessed a caring nature and had become easy prey to sophisticated criminals.
The case illustrated how prison staff can be drawn into contraband schemes through personal relationships and the relative freedom of movement that their jobs provide inside secure facilities.
Woodham has since spoken publicly about the events, describing the path that took her from a trusted healthcare role to a lengthy prison sentence.
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Would much prefer an annual Miranda over Mrs Brown’s Boys or the other shite they put on over Christmas
The BBC are reportedly considering a one-off special, or potentially even a full new series, of MIRANDA!
Following her huge popularity on #CelebrityTraitors, bosses are said to be exploring the idea of a revival over a decade after the show last aired.
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GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
The BBC are reportedly considering a one-off special, or potentially even a full new series, of MIRANDA!
Following her huge popularity on #CelebrityTraitors, bosses are said to be exploring the idea of a revival over a decade after the show last aired.
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Glad y’all had this talk. Time to break up sadly.
my boyfriend and i were talking about marriage when he said he wanted a prenup. i told him i didn't have a problem with that. then he explained that everything he owned before marriage would remain his, which i understood. but when i asked what would happen to the money i saved while we were married, he said we'd both keep our personal savings separate. i asked him what he thought would happen if i took time off work to have our kids, and he said...
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We’re all locked in to Traitors, like they’re not going to lose viewers by revealing the fucking round table ahead of the final, oh my god.
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nothing makes me happier than knowing real life miranda and fictional miranda are the same person 😭 #celebritytraitors
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ross spending the entire series convinced everyone is trying to murder him in plain sight, only for the traitors to murder him in plain sight without him even realising is truly phenomenal tv #celebritytraitors
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the trustworthy trio ™
#CelebrityTraitors
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“We believe that Kenny, Maya and James A are the most trustworthy faithfuls”
Meanwhile Kenny, Maya and James A every night:
😭😭😭😭 #CelebrityTraitors
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I think this actually says a lot; Pauline came out and said good things about Omar… if he was so bad the housemates would be nominating him. His edit has been bad and I stand on that 100%, he checks in on people, people speak to him a lot- he’s a minority so y’all hate him #bbuk
I AM SCREAMING 😭😭😭 AJ and Will’s faces, the crowd reaction, Harry’s slow realisation. Absolute cinema #BBUK
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it’s actually making me giggle knowing that the faithfuls now know both Jerry and Ross were faithfuls and know who was in the library and yet still have no suspicion on Maya and James #CelebrityTraitors
































