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Does Ben & Jerry's make a bad flavor? I have yet to meet an ice cream that I didn't like #benandjerrys #justicecreamthings
I knew the Latter-day Saints could sing very well but I was surprised that they could drink very well too #bookofmormonbos #castparty
Working in Boston theater means you have comps to every show. You just have to be known and be good at your job #itsrainingcomps #hallelujah
I don't remember a time when I didn't have to pay rent. Welcome the the rat race, kids #fridayfeeling #rent
The best thing about going to the mechanics for hours is the unlimited supply of coffee and movies you would never choose to watch regularly #willywonka #justcoffeethings
Matt Lewis retweeted
"Do not lose time on daily trivialities.
Do not dwell on petty detail.
Live well and live broadly.
Now is the envy of all of the dead."
___World of Tomorrow (2015) - Don Hertzfeldt
"I'm deleting Facebook because I'm better than Facebook" [50 likes later] "Never mind, I'm lukewarm garbage just looking for attention and also the product of two cousins" #facebook #fridaymotivation
My shoulder muscles are so horribly strained from lifting hundreds of cases of Grey Goose today #blameitonthegoose #gotyoufeelingloose
Cast of High School Musical 2: What time is it?!
Me: It's 3AM
#whattimeisit #partytime
I would trade being a human for being an animal in an instant. Animals don't have to go to work and don't pay rent #animalplanet #mondaymotivation
I want to do more bold, daring things out of my comfort zone but then I get tired from thinking about it and fall asleep in the recliner #naptime #bignapenergy
Sometimes I like to spice things up when I answer the phones at work. As soon as I pick up, I'll say, "Mansfield Cemetery, this is Matthew!" No one thinks it's funny #customerservice #mattspeaking
