Now you’re here, what’s next ? Real Madrid || Chelsea

where I'm supposed to be
Joined July 2020
Wife: I lost the car key again. Husband: It’s in your jeans. Wife: Don’t drag my family into this. Husband:
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😭🤣🤣🤣 “sokof” dem no go get 10 cedis tear
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Let me know your starting XI for el clasico especially our double pivot Madridistas
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I've been using Tiktok for 12 years now and I'm just finding out today that Tiktok has an "Auto Scroll" feature 😭😭
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I dey find money stake bet my big bro call me say make I come take my grandma go hospital. He sana forward the bills money into my momo I just know one of us go die today 😭
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😮‍💨 Aún no me he recuperado de lo de ayer...
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in a drawer somewhere there is a nokia 3310 that hasn’t been charged for 15 years but still has 2 bars of battery left, goated phone ever
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Mbappé, Paz, Rice, Diomande ⚽️ Best goal? 🤔 @Heineken | #UCLGOTD
🤝 Paid partnership
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This is exactly what a 140m player should look like
What a substitute performance from Yan Diomande. VIni is riding that bench
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May we all be great like Yamal🐐
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Yan Diomande is a dynamite yet to expIode
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Blessings on a new day🙏🏾🤲🏾
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Momo vendors hear you say “deposit “ and they frown at you like you just offended them .
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CR-V 2016 model Color : Silver Mileage :75k Price : Ghc 256K Swipe to the last photo and choose the one you want
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oblak replacement, it’s obvious.
🚨🇪🇸 David Raya: “I would love to play in La Liga one day”. “Right now, I'm very happy at Arsenal, but it's true that I'd love to play in La Liga one day. It's a very competitive league”. “I'm Spanish and I'd love to play in Spain, that's obvious”, told @marca.
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Some Barcelona fans shock me to the fullest. 😭 We’ve been on an 11-game winning streak, lost just ONE game, and now Madrid winning has almost half the fanbase scared about Sunday. We’ll meet them at Camp Nou. Let them come.
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Thank God I followed Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid in 2009, I would have ended up a Manchester United fan.
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no faking 😝
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🚨 Yan Diomandé: “My goal and Arda’s? Arda is a better player but my goal was better (laughs).”
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