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Wife: I lost the car key again.
Husband: It’s in your jeans.
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this.
Husband:
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Let me know your starting XI for el clasico especially our double pivot Madridistas
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I've been using Tiktok for 12 years now and I'm just finding out today that Tiktok has an "Auto Scroll" feature 😭😭
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I dey find money stake bet my big bro call me say make I come take my grandma go hospital.
He sana forward the bills money into my momo
I just know one of us go die today 😭
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in a drawer somewhere there is a nokia 3310 that hasn’t been charged for 15 years but still has 2 bars of battery left, goated phone ever
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Momo vendors hear you say “deposit “ and they frown at you like you just offended them .
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CR-V 2016 model
Color : Silver
Mileage :75k
Price : Ghc 256K
Swipe to the last photo and choose the one you want
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oblak replacement, it’s obvious.
🚨🇪🇸 David Raya: “I would love to play in La Liga one day”.
“Right now, I'm very happy at Arsenal, but it's true that I'd love to play in La Liga one day. It's a very competitive league”.
“I'm Spanish and I'd love to play in Spain, that's obvious”, told @marca.
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Some Barcelona fans shock me to the fullest. 😭
We’ve been on an 11-game winning streak, lost just ONE game, and now Madrid winning has almost half the fanbase scared about Sunday.
We’ll meet them at Camp Nou. Let them come.




























