Once again reminded why I don't allow central Illinois guys drive up north with me in the car! #killmenow #hitthegaspedal
This train better be empty enough for me to take up two seats, lay down and take a snooze! And no one around me better be on their phone!
I want to go back to Asia where my biggest concern was what bathing suit I was going to wear for the day
Glad my hangover hit just in time for me to have to be a functional member of society! #todayisnotmyday
Monopoly is back at McDonald's! Times like this I wish I still ate that greasy fake food! @fattybaconlover help a girl out!
It's almost sickening to be sitting here with over 600 ppl looking for a teaching job just in this area! #gross #iwanttocry
Laundry, cleaning, cooking and taking care of an obnoxious 6 year old named Brodie! #welcomehome #stayathomemom?
